End of the world is now not Saturday 9/23/2017

originally posted by: Cutepants

originally posted by: Elvis_Is_Dead
Scary stuff here now, white light now taking on the form of Bruce Forsyth, fire balls erupting from massive chin in extreme display of vengeance.

That's exactly who we are dealing with here - it's chinegeddon on the mean streets of Reading which means its end times for Trumpers, Brexiteers (and some Yuvutu viewers)

YOU DON'T SAY!

This is some bs.I expected the world to end so didn't pay my bills!!

I have to admit, having lived through ATS predicted end of times in 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015 and 2016 I was starting to think it was a load of old bunkem but when Forsyth showed up stroking his bulbous chin outside costcutters earlier this evening, boy did I feel like an idiot.

a reply to: darkuniverse

After I go to all the trouble of prepping for my end of the world party, they cancel?

OK, now I'm pissed. Either end the world or don't...quit jerkin' me around, dammit.

a reply to: ThePeaceMaker

You get to deal with the ever so friendly collection calls!! Won't that be fun?!

SH!T. Now I have to figure out how to payoff my maxed out credit cards. Total bummer guys.

No ## sherlock!

End of the world. Id be a billionare if I bet against every prediction ever made about the next apocolypse date.

originally posted by: Elvis_Is_Dead

Apparently Pornhub watchers will be saved. The light only appears to be taking viewers of 'Stritctly Come Dancing'

Oh yeah? Missus is still here!

dam it, missed the end of the world again, is it available on catchup tv ?

CROM!!!

Another day,
Walking in circles
Haunted by memories, I push on this wheel.

Beware of the day that no doom prediction falls on.

originally posted by: Elvis_Is_Dead
Massive white light across the sky here in Reading, UK. Just peed myself a little bit. Lord, please take the sinners, not me! I only watched Xhamster once or twice...

erggghhh ,hmmm , well....

"But of that day and hour knoweth no man . No not the Angels of Heaven but my Father only" - Matthew 24:36
Be wary of anyone , especially a self acclaimed pastor , of anyone proclaiming an end of days.

a reply to: darkuniverse

Damn it! I told my boss to "f' off... my wife and girlfriends to get screwed (by somebody else), blew all my $$ on booze, blunts and broads, drove my S. S. Chevelle Supersport off a Cliff... burned down the house.. and punched out the neighbor.

Damn it! It's that 2012 thing all over again... and I gotta put my pants back on....

a reply to: darkuniverse

Really?!, and I was SO SURE this would be it...
Oh well, don't feel bad, maybe next time..

Well I'm at 10:24pm, all's calm here....on the east coast. About a hundred miles in. So if you were going to go.....

Ahhh it's now 12:22 and all's well. g'night.

a reply to: darkuniverse
What the hell! This is news to me!

Besides didn't Nibiru pass by some years ago? Ha! All these suckers surely missed such a momentous event, like crickets to busy chirping and completely missing that Jet just zipping past on a low bank. Wow! Talk about being out of style and completely off the date and way off the mark.

a reply to: dfnj2015
One of the greatest musicals ever.
The movie wasn't that bad as well.