Join my Empire!

a reply to: makemap

I'm in.

But I want laser beams and a taking car named Jeffery.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I add to the empires decree.

1 eden planet we terraform to be a ark for all of earths species of plants and animals....minus mosquitos which are useless anyways. Make sections of the planet for tourism and retreats.

1 jurrasic park type planet where we make any and every type of creature or monster we can. Dinosaurs. Godzilla. Etc.

1 lowly planet with primitive life where we pose as gods and make ridiculous rules. Like on every second sunday all members of their ruling elite must wear pink tutus and clown makeup.

originally posted by: BASSPLYR

1 lowly planet with primitive life where we pose as gods and make ridiculous rules. Like on every second sunday all members of their ruling elite must wear pink tutus and clown makeup.

So. . . uh. . . Earth.

a reply to: BASSPLYR

On the Eden planet will there be spiders? because ya know...I hate spiders!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: makemap

I'm in.

But I want laser beams and a taking car named Jeffery.

A 'taking' car? Bahaha!

a reply to: Night Star

Nope no spiders!

originally posted by: BASSPLYR
a reply to: Night Star

Nope no spiders!

If you gonna have bugs, then ya better have spiders!! Of course unless it turns into starship trooper than call me, I'll send in the troopers with mechanized suits! No love for Parasites!
*No clone war involved*.

a reply to: makemap

Dude heres what i gotta say if we have bugs on the planet.
"Nuke em Rico"

a reply to: makemap

NO SPIDERS!

How about a cute panda ant?

a reply to: BASSPLYR

Well caterpillars turn onto butterflies, those might be nice to have around.

a reply to: Night Star

I was actually thinking originally. .."no bugs...well the butterflies are ok...we can keep those!"

originally posted by: makemap

originally posted by: chr0naut

originally posted by: makemap

originally posted by: Trueman
a reply to: makemap

Give free bacon for life and I'm in.

That cost a lot of land space and resource to do for an empire over billions of people.
How about free pigs for you to farm for life?

Nah, just grow the porcine equivalent of HeLa cells and grow bacon by the vat load.

I said clean food. Not science garbage. Don't complain when your food is human meat.

They are pig cells, taken from real living pigs. Science only separates out the ones that will grow indefinitely.

a reply to: BASSPLYR




Ahahaha!

a reply to: Night Star

Remember how i said we could seed the planet with genetic hybrids. That butterfly kitten unicorn is definitly going to be on eden planet. They can be house pets. You let them loose every morning and by evening supper theyre pawing at the back door to be let in.

Also well have eagal kittens which are lions with giant eagle wings that we use instead of horses to fly around. Every house will have an eagle kitten stable in the front yard. They come equiped with giant balls of yarn.

a reply to: BASSPLYR

Ooooh, I'm in!