Join my Empire!

Join my Empire!

1. Everyone will learn kung fu/gun fu!
2. All energy research scientist will research lightsabers and planetary shield!
3. Free clean tech for the world.
4. We will use the gas planet as fuel source for our spacecrafts!
5. We will build a great wall around earth against alien barbarians in space.
6. Nuclear will be used for space. Researching on cleaning radiation is the #1 thing.
7. We are banning sport entertainment temporarily until we hit space because they are a distraction!
8. Mars will be colonized as a secondary defense, next will be Jupiter moons!
9. Moon will be our observatory, all ban on moon mining!
10. Military will follow the gov and people, never corporations!
11. Space militia will be used for civilian purposes, everyone will know how to fight and defend themselves.
12. We will hunt all aliens whom will abduct and experiment on humans.
13. Ban on crappy food. Everyone will know basic knowledge on medicine and food.
14. Development of rocket space suits fk the NASA ones. One with shield for radiation and projectiles.
15. We are going to build mass space fighters, battle carriers, destroyers and frigates.
16. The empire comes with free cookies!
17. For every 50 people in a colony, they get a free space warfare tank for self defense. The rest you'll have to buy yourself. So 1million people = 20,000 tanks for training and defense.
18. For every 5 people they will be at least 1 space engineer.
19. There will be one Starbase for every planet we control.
20. Mass Killer Robots will be banned for army use. There will be more Humans per robot. All Robots must be under separate control, no hive system allowed.
21. Major research on detect and scanning small nanobot is a must. Will be implemented on every building, ship or base.

fu gun fu? That sounds like a tasty chinese dish.

You aren't going to try to get the aliens to pay for that wall around the earth are you?

a reply to: makemap

No thanks , you nearly had me with the free cookies though.

Are you easier to read than this guy?

a reply to: makemap

Give free bacon for life and I'm in.

originally posted by: Trueman
a reply to: makemap

Give free bacon for life and I'm in.

That cost a lot of land space and resource to do for an empire over billions of people.
How about free pigs for you to farm for life?

a reply to: makemap

I for one would like to join your empire, on the following conditions...

1. Han shot first.
2. Abolish the rule of two as governance cannot rely on a duopoly as the others will crave said empire.
3. Cake will not make any more Star Wars references or he will be sentenced to death by death star (duh)
4. You do not talk about fight club; crap that should've been number one.
5. Do not quote Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory as Aspergers is a debilitating mental illness.
6. Build a giant space station that looks like a moon (i found a loophole)
7. Make 'nacho day' a public holiday (if nacho day never existed, it does now)
8. Spend 40 billion dollars on research on how kittens can cure hiccups

As my people say "stay pink soft and oily (thnx MS3TK)

originally posted by: makemap

originally posted by: Trueman
a reply to: makemap

Give free bacon for life and I'm in.

That cost a lot of land space and resource to do for an empire over billions of people.
How about free pigs for you to farm for life?

Too much work. Switch to free ice cream.

originally posted by: Trueman

originally posted by: makemap

originally posted by: Trueman
a reply to: makemap

Give free bacon for life and I'm in.

That cost a lot of land space and resource to do for an empire over billions of people.
How about free pigs for you to farm for life?

Too much work. Switch to free ice cream.

Sure that works.

originally posted by: makemap

originally posted by: Trueman
a reply to: makemap

Give free bacon for life and I'm in.

That cost a lot of land space and resource to do for an empire over billions of people.
How about free pigs for you to farm for life?

Nah, just grow the porcine equivalent of HeLa cells and grow bacon by the vat load.

originally posted by: makemap

originally posted by: Trueman

originally posted by: makemap

originally posted by: Trueman
a reply to: makemap

Give free bacon for life and I'm in.

That cost a lot of land space and resource to do for an empire over billions of people.
How about free pigs for you to farm for life?

Too much work. Switch to free ice cream.

Sure that works.

Free Ice Cream... and free bacon!

I only came here because I heard the words 'free', 'cookies' and 'ice-cream'.

originally posted by: chr0naut

originally posted by: makemap

originally posted by: Trueman
a reply to: makemap

Give free bacon for life and I'm in.

That cost a lot of land space and resource to do for an empire over billions of people.
How about free pigs for you to farm for life?

Nah, just grow the porcine equivalent of HeLa cells and grow bacon by the vat load.

I said clean food. Not science garbage. Don't complain when your food is human meat.

originally posted by: Night Star
I only came here because I heard the words 'free', 'cookies' and 'ice-cream'.

Yes, but you have to join first. Still haven't developed a name for the Empire yet.

a reply to: makemap

Will there be laws regarding taste testing interplanetary species?

For example, if i discover a large species of what looks like lobster+crab, only bigger and with clarified butter running through it's veins.... can i grill it? Or do we have to investigate if it is sentient first?

a reply to: makemap

Uhhhhh..... lay off the star wars...

originally posted by: makemap

originally posted by: Night Star
I only came here because I heard the words 'free', 'cookies' and 'ice-cream'.

Yes, but you have to join first. Still haven't developed a name for the Empire yet.

I am an Elf from a different realm and like it here. I'll just have the dragons bake cookies and the pixies will make ice cream.

originally posted by: seaswine
a reply to: makemap

Will there be laws regarding taste testing interplanetary species?

For example, if i discover a large species of what looks like lobster+crab, only bigger and with clarified butter running through it's veins.... can i grill it? Or do we have to investigate if it is sentient first?

That is possible. I'll let you try it first to see if they are edible.

originally posted by: Aeshma
a reply to: makemap

Uhhhhh..... lay off the star wars...

This ain't star wars because the Death Star is going to be banned! No death star for you!