Mark Your Calendar for a Party at Augustus's House!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Go ahead,make my day! Catch me if you can...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth]
Go ahead,make my day! Catch me if you can...

How hard could it possibly be? You just said you're all arthritic.

Let's make it interesting, I'll give you a three week head start.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Wrong again,most are still in unopened packages!

a reply to: zosimov

Yup, those are the ones.

originally posted by: mamabeth
Wrong again,most are still in unopened packages!

So you basically just collect unopened women's undergarments? And I thought I was odd.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth]
Go ahead,make my day! Catch me if you can...

How hard could it possibly be? You just said you're all arthritic.

Let's make it interesting, I'll give you a three week head start.

Let's make it really interesting...I will turn you 3 over to my son and tell
him of your plans for his Mama!
OOPs,I wins again,how can I be soooo lucky?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Wrong again,most are still in unopened packages!

So you basically just collect unopened women's undergarments? And I thought I was odd.

THEY WERE ON SALE! One of these days they could be worth something!

I just realized that I have a weakness for shopping that you 3 could exploit.

a reply to: mamabeth


Since you're into undergarments I'll sell you DB's size XXXXXXL skivvies.

But only in Denver.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: mamabeth


Since you're into undergarments I'll sell you DB's size XXXXXXL skivvies.

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: zosimov
The skin thing is a valid concern though..

Remember, you don't have to out run me, you only have to outrun the slowest attendee.

It is a good thing I am not going to your "party",I have arthritis and can't run!
You would have to use chloroform to get me into your "party" van.

Now might be a good time to point out that we are fully compliant with all federal ADA handicap guidelines.

In fact, I personally oversaw the installation of all wheelchair ramps and handrails in the abattoir.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Wrong again,most are still in unopened packages!

So you basically just collect unopened women's undergarments? And I thought I was odd.

Wait. . . that's not a thing most people do?

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Wrong again,most are still in unopened packages!

So you basically just collect unopened women's undergarments? And I thought I was odd.

Wait. . . that's not a thing most people do?

I am talking STOCKINGS,NOT PANTIES! Panty hose and stockings can be useful in a SHTF type
of scenario.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I am not in a wheel chair or even use a cane.I have no use for the ramp but the
handrails would be a big help.You still have to catch me first!

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Wrong again,most are still in unopened packages!

So you basically just collect unopened women's undergarments? And I thought I was odd.

Wait. . . that's not a thing most people do?

I am talking STOCKINGS,NOT PANTIES! Panty hose and stockings can be useful in a SHTF type
of scenario.

In a SHTF scenario, I always go with the 4 inch heels and a nice handbag.

So we're done talking about panties?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Wait. . . that's not a thing most people do?

You aren't 'most people'.

And I'm not quite sure if you're even a people.

originally posted by: mamabeth
I am talking STOCKINGS,NOT PANTIES! Panty hose and stockings can be useful in a SHTF type
of scenario.

Makes sense.

The Three Idiots will be pimping out all the survivors we don't eat so we can see how those will come in handy.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
So we're done talking about panties?

I do have 60 pairs of panties in my bug out bags.I wanted to make sure
that I had plenty for SHTF.

We are getting off topic here and we might get a visit from a mod soon!

originally posted by: mamabeth
I do have 60 pairs of panties in my bug out bags.I wanted to make sure
that I had plenty for SHTF.

You do know that the 'S' in 'SHTF' is purely metaphorical, right?