Mark Your Calendar for a Party at Augustus's House!

originally posted by: TheLead
I meant the type that gets offended easy.

I better not be, not with my obnoxious personality.

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I wouldn't upset Zazz...so I'm safe.

That's right.
Now run along to her gingerbread house for some candy.

a reply to: TheLead

Well don't let being new to the clan stop you, nor should being a grump disqualify. If you stay around here long enough, you're bound to be grumpy. If we disqualified those two criteria, NO ONE would show!

The skin thing is a valid concern though..

originally posted by: zosimov
The skin thing is a valid concern though..

Remember, you don't have to out run me, you only have to outrun the slowest attendee.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I hope you'll be offering everyone a guided tour of the secret Masonic Illuminati bunkers and Reptilian catacombs beneath the Denver airport.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I hope you'll be offering everyone a guided tour of the secret Masonic Illuminati bunkers and Reptilian catacombs beneath the Denver airport.

Of course! We need to keep the freezers stocked.

I'm starting a new cult, who's in?

As of right now, I'm the only member and I'm the Grandmaster.

a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

Is there pizza?

a reply to: IAMTAT

Triple cheese.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I wouldn't upset Zazz...so I'm safe.

That's right.
Now run along to her gingerbread house for some candy.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: auroraaus
...great Justin Beiber...

Possibly the world's biggest oxymoron.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Let's see here...

Hello AugustusMasonicus.
How are you today?
I am fine.
Thanks.

Gooooodbyeeee.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You n I are so gonna get along.

I'm not weird.
Stop looking at me.
STOP!!!!!



#GonnaBeThere

a reply to: muzzleflash

Like his hero Pence, Augustus calls DBcowboy 'mother'

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: zosimov
The skin thing is a valid concern though..

Remember, you don't have to out run me, you only have to outrun the slowest attendee.

It is a good thing I am not going to your "party",I have arthritis and can't run!
You would have to use chloroform to get me into your "party" van.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Oooh,ooh,ooh,is that the same bunkers that had the bathrooms fitted
for giants to use?

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: zosimov
The skin thing is a valid concern though..

Remember, you don't have to out run me, you only have to outrun the slowest attendee.

It is a good thing I am not going to your "party",I have arthritis and can't run!
You would have to use chloroform to get me into your "party" van.

Oh it'll be a party alright.

A real party.
With chips and soda and famous last words and everything.

Aug is gonna LOVE this surprise I got for him at the local Army surplus store.

We should cosplay.
I wanna be Wayne Gretzky or maybe Casey Jones.

originally posted by: muzzleflash


Aug is gonna LOVE this surprise I got for him at the local Army surplus store.

Oooh say it's boots! It will be much easier to outrun him if he's wearing boots.

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