Let's make up stupid names

a reply to: galaga

My alter personas are currently Dick Bigly and Knute Rockly

a reply to: galaga



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Dr is that your new name, hilarious

a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

OMG! Lol! Those are real too!

Sometimes, I take the name thing too far and I create a whole story. And I'm glad my wife is there to encourage and help me do this. A typical conversation can turn into something like this...

Me "This is my dog Dr Janice MacGullicuddy"

Wife "lol!" (She actually says "lol", not L.O.L.)

Me "Remember back when she had her own show, "MacGullicuddy"?

Wife "Yes! It was so cool."

Me "The intro and theme song to the show was cool too. It sounded like "CHiPs" and they showed MacGullicuddy running down a hospital hallway to an ER and they would show little snippets of past episodes during the credits?"

Wife "Yeah, and they show her running, wearing a little white lab coat?" (Our dog is a Chihuahua) lol.

Me "Yeah, and that one "A very Special Episode" where MacGullicuddy wore a clown nose for that kid that had cancer, and she made him laugh one last time?"

Wife "The ending was so sad."

Me "I know, when he laughed and closed his eyes, and MacGullicuddy had a tear rolling down her little dog face. Then she took the clown nose off and put it in her drawer, kinda knowing she will probably have to use it again someday?"

Wife and I bust out laughing!!!!


Yeah, we take it that far.

When someone in my family is being too quiet in the car, I'll add their name and my own lyrics to whatever song is playing until I get their attention. I even do this with my dog when I'm bored. Yeah, I'm weird like that.

Let's see...

Justin Anouth

Suki Tallaah

Join Travoyta

Elpis Vresley

Hand Solo

Bent Can Obey

One I saw on Arrested Development, totally by luck, was the (very fitting) name of a lawyer called Bob Loblaw. I still tell it and am the only one laughing, haha. I just love that one.

a reply to: NowanKenubi

This is my dog, Nad Mueller.

I am Locktrate Lambirth.


Ball Farnfort

Maahb Ma Raheen

Naze Fillcore

Pep Fliggers

Bork Kramgod

Latch Fenford

Lol

I even don't have any idea about to create a bad name. Sorry!

a reply to: galaga

Lol, my partner's called Gemma and I'm always calling her Gemencine, and the kids are L. Dog, D. Dog and J. Dog, they seem to get a giggle out of it

(PS, I genuinely used to believe that pasta grew on trees, but I guess that's a different thread haha)