Let's make up stupid names

I do this all the time. All the damn time. I don't know if it's a mild form of turrets syndrome or just OCD. What ever it is, I don't mind it at all and my wife thinks it's funny. I make up new names for myself and my dogs. Lol.

For example. A random made up name will pop in my head and I will blurt out "I am Thygorr, Lord of Kragonia!"

Or

"This is my dog, Thad Johnson"

Or sometimes they sound like characters from Star Wars. "Hello, I am Krez Grolon"

And I say it in my "Movie trailer voice"


Lol!

And I do it for no reason. I'm laughing as I write this.

Does anyone else do this stupid crap? If you do. Give me your best.

I am laughing so much my kids have woken up. Ffs that's brilliant.

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This is my dog "Bo Phyllis".

Lol.

I can't help it.

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Here's one off the top of my head, Zamsmack from The Torok G guile Universe Velcomes you to OTB on top of taige binary galaxy absurd. And it is, absurd that is.

Thanks for the laugh!

I change things names sometimes.

Jalapeños are japalenos

Mosquitos are misquitatoes

Penelope is Pena - Lope

Knife is ka - nifee

Stuff like that.

But you're a whole other level of weirdo.

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Ummm...I used to make up names for my daughter when she was a baby...I called her...Gitchy Itchums...Gritchen Gruber...Gidgie Gadge...Goomie Oomie...but my fave was always Bees...I call her Bees to this day...A diminutive of Honey Bees...

She's twenty three...
It's sure a strange feeling walking past her old room and seeing that Winnie the Pooh measuring poster with all those dates and measuring lines ticking off the years...
Wasn't that only yesterday...?

There were a few other names that I can't remember just now...I had always planned on using those pet names as character names in some children's books...Haven't gotten around to that particular project yet...maybe tomorrow...

Thank you for evoking those memories...





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My preference is to take someone's first and last name and switch them around to sound funny or such.

Donald Trump could be Drump Tonaldstein.

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I tell my daughter that if she was a Roman soldier, her name would be ass-hat-a-Gus.

I call Colin Powell Colon Bowel.

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How about LeCarpetron Dukemarriot?

Also, I used to work in a warehouse that shipped products up to Alaska, and some of their actual names had me rolling with laughter every time.

Filma Peter
Pearly Johnson
Robin Cox
Michelle Sackrider
Ignati Ignati

All real names of customers. 😂

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Lmfao.


In the game Grand Theft Auto 5, one of the advertisements on your in game phone is for www.yournewbabysname.com


You choose your baby's sex, and it randomly generates a name. Here are some of them:


Audreyobook
Bandar
Beardsplitter
Bandwidth
Bichplz
Bongtuberipper
Canto Santi
Chicken Tikka
Chum
Ciao-Chow
Circuitship
Clamdigger

Denim Noo Noo
Digi Kulamba
Diplomat
Donkey the Third
Duvee
Effengee
Envelope
Farceur
Fatzwimble
Fire Wall
Fixieplix
Flannel
Flobbydart

Isofrazzle
Kalesheezer
Labradoodle
Longburd
Lozzyklingers
Marinade
Mars Moon
Midtown
Mittens
Mitzimoo
Mojito
Neonty
Pastrami
Pip Pip Jongles
Pk'ikki'lax
Poofberretz
Pork Belly
Pro Phil Act'It
Pudwhacker
Pumpkin ale
Purps
Rumdonkey

Squeendot
Strickdine
Tapeworm
Thundermoon
Titty Rhino
Tophusk
Trampnesia
Trinket
Tycoon
U-Bend
Urfcake
Vapizza
Whazangtiz
Wheatgrass
Wolzal
Yum Yum Killer
Yuyu Lampon
Zero Gravity


😂😂😂

i do that for my cats, more... especially if my husband is around, i keep going with stupider and stupider names until he laughs

i was gonna pick Thad Johnson...

Guess I'll go with Jorgen Mehaslohogger.

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My most favorite stupid made up name is DBCowboy, I gave it to my sock puppet account.

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Barry MCokiner
Lewis Stule PH.D. (Loose stool Piled High and Deep)

I once dated a young woman who had a dog she named '' Harley P Shotgun III "

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I get all "word salad'y" when I have a migraine. It is usually part of the aura which indicates that I'm getting one prior to the actual headache.

I actually think that Boron is a good general purpose insult.

... and 'Yersina Pestis' is a good Eastern European 'Bond' villaineses name.

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My wife does it all the time with actors and celebrities. She is crazy about "Church Coony".

This is my dog "Baze Frazelle"


"Starring Ben Northwood"

"Krek Ellington"

"With Dane Blackburn"

"And Node Grabgarth"

In

"My City Has No Name".

I make up movies too.


Lol!

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My wife bullies me all the time - if I tried that stunt she would feel justified in hitting me harder, and she would then get my sons on her side using my name changing blurts as evidence that she was right all along.