Hillary Clinton's Longtime Pastor Reveals She Wants to Preach

originally posted by: GuidedKill

originally posted by: bknapple32
a reply to: GuidedKill

I also find the irony in ATS folk who laugh at that. This soulless godless woman is going to preach in a church. There was a time where the religious right would have applauded someone for committing time to their faith. But here you all laugh. Its definitely ironic when folk become hypocrites. Heck Im one thread back from someone promising Hillary was running again in 2020. Delusions....

That's what you get for thinking I'm the religious right.....

Did I say you were? Stop assuming so much

a reply to: seasonal

Good lord...shes going to run in 2020, she thinks this move will bring enough of the religious folks in the flyover states to her side ...what after 3 years of destroying Trump through the media etc...

Her ego knows no bounds

Thats gotta be what this is about...in 40 plus years in the public eye we haven't heard about her biblical prowess nor interest once...I find the reverend SHILLadys last name rather ironic

originally posted by: BlueJacket
a reply to: seasonal

Good lord...shes going to run in 2020, she thinks this move will bring enough of the religious folks in the flyover states to her side ...what after 3 years of destroying Trump through the media etc...

Her ego knows no bounds

Thats gotta be what this is about...in 40 plus years in the public eye we haven't heard about her biical prowess nor interest once...I find the reverend SHILLadys last name rather ironic

There it is.. Another " she willing run in 2020" You all are feeding off the fear mongering of Trumps twitter-feed.


Again.. Im willing to bet membership. She runs, Ill quit. She doesnt, you quit.

originally posted by: bknapple32

originally posted by: GuidedKill

originally posted by: bknapple32
a reply to: GuidedKill

I also find the irony in ATS folk who laugh at that. This soulless godless woman is going to preach in a church. There was a time where the religious right would have applauded someone for committing time to their faith. But here you all laugh. Its definitely ironic when folk become hypocrites. Heck Im one thread back from someone promising Hillary was running again in 2020. Delusions....

That's what you get for thinking I'm the religious right.....

Did I say you were? Stop assuming so much

Well when you address your response to me what else am I supposed to assume??

a reply to: BlueJacket

a reply to: FauxMulder

here at the greater ebenezer, new revival tree of life. institutional double rock on the side of the road to jericho missionary baptist church of zion, and i said mount calgary. ya'll dont help me.

a reply to: seasonal

Well she seems to like tax exempt status so it seems like a natural fit .

a reply to: seasonal

The pastor thinks that because of Hillary's depth of knowledge of the Bible and her caring and loving of people, she would make a great pastor.

We came, we saw, he died...har de har har har.

I don't know if I agree with the pastor on that last point.

More like this is a deathbed conversion, but because it is Hilary, she needs to get the whole thing planned out first.

a reply to: Jonjonj

Wonder what happens to the pastor if he doesn't say Hillary wants to be a pastor.

Single car fiery accident?

Suicide with a double tap in the back of the head?

Ingest a rare radioactive isotope?

"I ain't no where nears tired!!" Can I get an amen?

a reply to: seasonal

Hillary would be a *wonderful* Priest.

I'm sure any two faced church would take her, it would be coming home.

And if ANYONE is stupid enough to believe that Hillary has more than her own best interests at heart, come talk to me. I've got land in Florida that I want to sell you.

originally posted by: bknapple32
ATTN: ATS HILLARY HATERS


Remember, you are all about your religion, your rights. Its her right to do what she wants in a church.


I love when the tides turn... Hillary in religion. It is a statement that will make ATS users head explode

Hillary would be a false prophet and lead people astray.

No one could seriously look to her for spiritual guidance or help.

originally posted by: seasonal
a reply to: Jonjonj

Wonder what happens to the pastor if he doesn't say Hillary wants to be a pastor.

Single car fiery accident?

Suicide with a double tap in the back of the head?

Ingest a rare radioactive isotope?

Death by really heavy falling bible.

originally posted by: FauxMulder


Ah, but it doesn't say "thou shall not ORDER a kill".

Technicalities.

Oh, right! And she can say there was no intent!

I bet she signs up for the Catholic Church.....

Perfect place for her and her cronies to eat all the pizza they want!!!!

originally posted by: GuidedKill
I bet she signs up for the Catholic Church.....

Perfect place for her and her cronies to eat all the pizza they want!!!!

This is so dark.

originally posted by: Metallicus

originally posted by: bknapple32
ATTN: ATS HILLARY HATERS


Remember, you are all about your religion, your rights. Its her right to do what she wants in a church.


I love when the tides turn... Hillary in religion. It is a statement that will make ATS users head explode

Hillary would be a false prophet and lead people astray.

No one could seriously look to her for spiritual guidance or help.

Now youre telling people how to worship their faith. You proclaiming shes a false prophet does not make her one. All your words. Your thoughts. You dont have THE RIGHT to CHANGE ANYTHING

Death by really heavy falling bible.

a reply to: Jonjonj


Multiple blows.

It feels like the story got corrupted along the way.

I think she's just going out to pasture.

originally posted by: Jonjonj

originally posted by: GuidedKill
I bet she signs up for the Catholic Church.....

Perfect place for her and her cronies to eat all the pizza they want!!!!

This is so dark.

the truth is scary my friend.....