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originally posted by: Phage
Religious freedom is important.
But so is my privacy. Why do Witnesses think it's ok to come through my gate, into my yard, when they don't know me?
originally posted by: RobertConrad
originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: RobertConrad
Don't worry, I won't let them put you in an oven.
We are not worried.
It is for your good we are doing this. You think we fear what is about to happen on the world stage?
originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: JinMI
Double oven! FIRE THE DOUBLE OVEN NOW!
originally posted by: D8Tee
originally posted by: RobertConrad
originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: RobertConrad
Don't worry, I won't let them put you in an oven.
We are not worried.
It is for your good we are doing this. You think we fear what is about to happen on the world stage?
Are you one of the 144,000?
originally posted by: D8Tee
originally posted by: RobertConrad
originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: RobertConrad
Don't worry, I won't let them put you in an oven.
We are not worried.
It is for your good we are doing this. You think we fear what is about to happen on the world stage?
Are you one of the 144,000?
originally posted by: RobertConrad
originally posted by: D8Tee
originally posted by: RobertConrad
originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: RobertConrad
Don't worry, I won't let them put you in an oven.
We are not worried.
It is for your good we are doing this. You think we fear what is about to happen on the world stage?
Are you one of the 144,000?
Yes.
originally posted by: D8Tee
originally posted by: RobertConrad
originally posted by: D8Tee
originally posted by: RobertConrad
originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: RobertConrad
Don't worry, I won't let them put you in an oven.
We are not worried.
It is for your good we are doing this. You think we fear what is about to happen on the world stage?
Are you one of the 144,000?
Yes.
How did you attain that status of being one of the 144,000?
Do you get a serial number?
How do you know they're not oversubscribing the numbers and you may get there and Heaven is full?
originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: NthOther
Knocking on your door is not an invasion of your privacy.
There is a door they can knock on.
When I don't answer the door, coming through my gate into my yard, is an invasion.
originally posted by: D8Tee
originally posted by: RobertConrad
originally posted by: D8Tee
originally posted by: RobertConrad
originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: RobertConrad
Don't worry, I won't let them put you in an oven.
We are not worried.
It is for your good we are doing this. You think we fear what is about to happen on the world stage?
Are you one of the 144,000?
Yes.
How did you attain that status of being one of the 144,000?
Do you get a serial number?
How do you know they're not oversubscribing the numbers and you may get there and Heaven is full?
originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: RobertConrad
Ok.
I'm convinced.
I will write Putin a letter of protest.
originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: RobertConrad
Religious freedom is important but the world will not end if Russia doesn't like Witnesses.
Satan and Jehovah do not exist.
originally posted by: TinfoilTP
originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: RobertConrad
Religious freedom is important but the world will not end if Russia doesn't like Witnesses.
Satan and Jehovah do not exist.
But the world will end if Russia likes Trump?
These things are not for you to know. You ask the wrong questions to begin with.
originally posted by: TheAlleghenyGentleman
a reply to: RobertConrad
These things are not for you to know. You ask the wrong questions to begin with.
See, that's why I hate religions. That is such a bullsh*t answer.
Have fun passing out your flyers in heaven when I'm rocking out with the punk rockers in hell.