Softball with AugustusMasonicus

pick one of the sock puppets

^___^

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AutomateThis1
Hey AM could you pick these back up? These are fun to read.

Thinking about it. Who do you want to see molested?

Cut one of the weak ones from the herd.

It's a big herd.

Napalm might help.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Cut one of the weak ones from the herd.

That'd be everyone except you.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Your opinion, nothing else.

originally posted by: Lysergic
pick one of the sock puppets

^___^

I did those two already but I'm looking at you now.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Cut one of the weak ones from the herd.

Many weak members have been PM'd, let's see what happens.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Do any of them realize that they have to do the interview naked and in person?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Do any of them realize that they have to do the interview naked and in person?

Shhh! Don't ruin the surprise.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Do any of them realize that they have to do the interview naked and in person?

I'm just glad our interviews were done in blackface...to protect our anonymity.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Do any of them realize that they have to do the interview naked and in person?

Shhh! Don't ruin the surprise.

If I have to wear the maid outfit again to serve the, eh, "tea", can it at least be a sexy French Maid one this time? That repurposed burlap sack is getting itchier by the day.

originally posted by: Nyiah
If I have to wear the maid outfit again to serve the, eh, "tea", can it at least be a sexy French Maid one this time? That repurposed burlap sack is getting itchier by the day.

But of course.

Looks like this may happen, several vics have already replied in the affirmative.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Nyiah
If I have to wear the maid outfit again to serve the, eh, "tea", can it at least be a sexy French Maid one this time? That repurposed burlap sack is getting itchier by the day.

But of course.

Looks like this may happen, several vics have already replied in the affirmative.

Let me clarify:

A brand new French Maid outfit, NOT the one DB wears in the basement while talking dirty to his shadow in the corner.

originally posted by: Nyiah

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Nyiah
If I have to wear the maid outfit again to serve the, eh, "tea", can it at least be a sexy French Maid one this time? That repurposed burlap sack is getting itchier by the day.

But of course.

Looks like this may happen, several vics have already replied in the affirmative.

Let me clarify:

A brand new French Maid outfit, NOT the one DB wears in the basement while talking dirty to his shadow in the corner.

*sigh*

Fine.

I'll have it dry-cleaned.

a reply to: Nyiah

Done. There isn't enough disinfectant to allow you to safely wear the other one.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Nyiah

Done. There isn't enough disinfectant to allow you to safely wear the other one.

Well, it's a good thing then because China just borrowed it for some "tests".

a reply to: DBCowboy

Wouldn't be my first time.

a reply to: DBCowboy

If anything can kill that Chinese epidemic it's your bodily excretions. People would have a better chance of living by kissing a black mamba than coming into contact with your foulness.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

If anything can kill that Chinese epidemic it's your bodily excretions. People would have a better chance of living by kissing a black mamba than coming into contact with your foulness.

Now that's not fair!

Gunther, my sad German Manservant, gives me a sponge bath once a week.

Nobody can wear that French Merde outfit, like DB.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Gunther, my sad German Manservant, gives me a sponge bath once a week.

Unless he's using turpentine it's not going to help.