Softball with AugustusMasonicus

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Debate forum? okay, thanks!

originally posted by: chelsdh
I'm still retelling the "Coles Law" joke, so you know.

I'm such a vegetable I had to google that! LOL

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver


Don't tell Chels, she'll lose it.

originally posted by: CanadianMason
a reply to: FauxMulder

@FauxMulder

What is your #ng point?

My favorite color is green, I like baseball.

a reply to: FauxMulder

Green is a good colour and baseball is a great sport.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Just lost it!

a reply to: chelsdh


Lost what?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I just read the best headline “Man puts glass of water on bedside table in case he needs to make huge mess in middle of night”. Then the quote from the gentleman.... “Sometimes I’ll wake up at night, and it’s nice to be able to teach over and spill water all over my nightstand, comforter and floor without having to get up”

That beats Coles Law. I couldn't even read it to my husband for laughing so hard. I’m apologize. I’m an idiot. But I couldn’t justify creating a whole thread for that.

a reply to: chelsdh


No worries, this thread is a repository of poor humor.

No more interviews?

a reply to: Night Star

Augie has run out of people willing to tolerate him long enough for an interview.

a reply to: Shamrock6

He could interview the ones he has in the basement.

a reply to: Night Star

You're presuming those sorry souls can still talk....

a reply to: Shamrock6

Oh yeah. I wasn't thinking clearly. I knew I shouldn't have had the glass of wine left on his living room table. If I disappear, come looking for me. K?

originally posted by: Night Star
No more interviews?

It's a little difficult to accomplish when he keeps using them for the Weekend Sacrifice parties. Who knew the virgin sacrifice ritual was punctuated with human meat sausage finger food?

OK, that didn't sound like I meant it to at all, lol. Hell, I don't know what he does down in the basement, I just clean the place up.

a reply to: Nyiah

Just don't accept any dinner invitations from Mason.

Hey AM could you pick these back up? These are fun to read.

originally posted by: AutomateThis1
Hey AM could you pick these back up? These are fun to read.

Thinking about it. Who do you want to see molested?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AutomateThis1
Hey AM could you pick these back up? These are fun to read.

Thinking about it. Who do you want to see molested?

Cut one of the weak ones from the herd.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oooh you're making me blush you scoundrel! Haha,

Hmm, I'd say you've got a fresh batch to pick from now.