Vote For Limberbutt McCubbins!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Don't forget all tabbies are marked with the letter M on their foreheads ... just like the Mark of the Beast. Some make a pretty story about how the Madonna put her mark on the tabby because it purred and sang the baby Jesus to sleep in the manger, but I think we all know better.

Satanism and occult origins confirmed.

Mark of the Beast!

a reply to: ketsuko

They are Masons!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: ketsuko

They are Masons!

It's OK thought. That just means he's acceptable to the elite and they will bend over backwards to make sure he gets elected.

Has the Campaign announced his religion yet?

I think he is a devout Roman CATholic.

Looks like he has released a list of possible Cabinet appointment candidates....

Famous Cats

All I know about his support for Obamacare is that he'd "catscan" it at some point.

originally posted by: lordcomac
First link is broken- but good read. Limberbutt is probably less of a dick than any other option running- and being a dick is a cats primary objective.

Yes but he works for just the cream, oh wait they all skim the cream don't they and the benefits of insider trading.

Wait you guys, look at the eyes...




REPTILIANS!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! THEY'RE ALL REPITILIANS!!!!!!

He has my vote!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
All I know about his support for Obamacare is that he'd "catscan" it at some point.

He will direct HHS to make CATscans part of the required minimal essential coverage.



He will also provide special funding to find a cure and vaccine for CAT scratch fever.

Now i hear his Campaign is asking for write-in votes to be written in with non-feather tipped pens !!!

They need the fowl votes !!!!

originally posted by: xuenchen
He will also provide special funding to find a cure and vaccine for CAT scratch fever.

The prelim is back all it needs is funding:

DemoCat presidential nominee Limberbutt McCubbins caught red pawed in a cross species torrid affair!

Enraged, Mrs. McCubbins locks cat door to mansion on Martha's Vineyard leaving Limberbutt out in the cold.



Paparazzi following a false lead that Justin Beiber was trolling the alleys for hookers, caught this shot of Limberbutt after a rough night in a KFC dumpster fighting for chicken scraps.



The DemoCatic National Committee is said to be ready to toss McCubbins to the curb and replace him with Morris the Cat of 9Lives commercial fame.

a reply to: Blaine91555

CATastrophy!

Guys, I hate to break it to you. But the Fluffington Post has an article confirming that Limberbutt is a member of the 1%.

thefluffingtonpost.com...

What a fickle bunch McCubbins supporters are.

originally posted by: Blaine91555
What a fickle bunch McCubbins supporters are.

Hey, I'm still voting for Limberbutt. He's clearly the best candidate available.

a reply to: Greggers

For the first time ever I'm considering writing in a name and the more I look into possibilities, McCubbins may just be the best choice.

The closer the election gets, the more sure I am that both the major candidates are so bad, I simply can't bring myself to vote for them.

May as well vote for a cat. At least they make me laugh.

originally posted by: Blaine91555
a reply to: Greggers

For the first time ever I'm considering writing in a name and the more I look into possibilities, McCubbins may just be the best choice.

The closer the election gets, the more sure I am that both the major candidates are so bad, I simply can't bring myself to vote for them.

May as well vote for a cat. At least they make me laugh.

I've considered voting for Giant Meteor, but Limberbutt is the clear choice.

a reply to: eriktheawful

how many votes did he get?