Vote For Limberbutt McCubbins!

How can I volunteer for his campaign?

a reply to: eriktheawful

With a name like that, who could resist ?!

I suspect he'd do a much better job too... especially in the foreign affairs department.

a reply to: kosmicjack

That's not what I heard! At least mine seem to find walls ... and closed doors ... to be a personal affront. I think he might be an open borders type of guy.

originally posted by: kosmicjack
Who is his favorite foreign leader?

Chairman Meow?

originally posted by: projectvxn
How can I volunteer for his campaign?

He's starting a petition drive on scratch paper.

a reply to: intrepid

Probably a Manchurian Candidate.

Hmmm...how diplomatic is he with other male cats? I read that Larry the Cat was staying in office after David Cameron stepped down. It could be a good alliance and beginning to get the rats out of established politics.

originally posted by: kosmicjack
a reply to: intrepid

Probably a Manchurian Candidate.

**Breaking News!**

McCubbins' mother was a Li Hua Mau



But was he born in the US?

originally posted by: kosmicjack
a reply to: intrepid

Probably a Manchurian Candidate.

I've found someone to moderate debates:

originally posted by: intrepid

originally posted by: kosmicjack
Who is his favorite foreign leader?

Chairman Meow?

Meowseph Stalin and Kitler?

I am still writing in my dog, my cat is a douche.

a reply to: eriktheawful

I've met Stubbs. I like his platform, particularly his border security plans against mice and small birds... despite the ridiculous complaints of "xenophobia" that those plans have generated.

Limberbutt McCubbins: greatest name ever.

a reply to: eriktheawful

This is awkward.

"Limberbutt McCubbins" was my stripper name.

I saw the title and thought, "Why is Rush Limbaugh running?"

Before I vote for him, what is he going to do about the "fur ball" issue plaguing the middle class?

Stop it!

I can't BREATH I'm laughing so hard at the comments here!!!



to everyone in this thread so far!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: eriktheawful

This is awkward.

"Limberbutt McCubbins" was my stripper name.

Dude, with your avvy I just spewed on myself. It made me think, "Just say no to drugs."

originally posted by: intrepid

originally posted by: kosmicjack
a reply to: intrepid

Probably a Manchurian Candidate.

I've found someone to moderate debates:

I just fell out of my chair!


That's the perfect moderator!!!!!

a reply to: ketsuko

I hope he's not a adopted Siamese orphan.

a reply to: xuenchen

Politically correct decorum, please. The proper term is "conjoined," not "Siamese."

originally posted by: projectvxn
How can I volunteer for his campaign?

Offer num nums and exactly 5 (five) belly rubs. Any more than 5 and he will claw the hell out of you.