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This is a real thing that is really happening. As the Washington Post reported today: “Limberbutt, a stern-faced tabby, professes belief in a fair tax code, a strong middle class, affordable health care and gay-cat marriage rights.”
No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident ...
originally posted by: intrepid
Bwahahahahaha. Frickin priceless. Although his name makes me want a bacon breakfast sandwich.
originally posted by: eriktheawful
a reply to: xuenchen
There you go!
I like to research candidates though. Got any dirt on this McCubbins guy?
originally posted by: eriktheawful
a reply to: xuenchen
There you go!
I like to research candidates though. Got any dirt on this McCubbins guy?
originally posted by: intrepid
originally posted by: eriktheawful
a reply to: xuenchen
There you go!
I like to research candidates though. Got any dirt on this McCubbins guy?
Yup. He's already lost the support of the Audubon Society.
FATMOUSE MAKES EVERYTHING A LOT BETTER. HE DOESN'T MAKE THINGS. HE MAKES THEM BETTER.
FATMOUSE WILL EAT DINNER ON YOUR GRANDMA'S LACE TABLECLOTH.
FATMOUSE CARES NOT ABOUT THE AFFAIRS OF SMALL MEN. FATMOUSE LIKES TO EAT.
FATMOUSE CAN MAKE YOU A WINNER. FATMOUSE CAN MAKE YOU A LOSER. FATMOUSE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT EITHER. IT IS FOR YOU TO CARE ABOUT FATMOUSE.
FATMOUSE HAS NO PATIENCE BUT MUCH HUNGER.
FATMOUSE TAKES UMBRAGE AT THE SIGHT OF YOUR SMALL TORSO AND WEAK FLACCID LIMBS. FATMOUSE IS NEVER FOOLED BY IMITATORS.
FATMOUSE WILL SPEAK AND YOU WILL LISTEN. FATMOUSE LIKES TO EAT. FATMOUSE DOES NOT CARE FOR YOUR MONEY OR YOUR SOCIAL STATUS OR YOUR STUPID ORDERED LIVES. FATMOUSE CARES ONLY FOR YOUR CARBOHYDRATES. FATMOUSE MUST FEED.