I Like This One Tenth Grader...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
If you play your cards right you can have a cool stalker just like I do!

He's exactly right, kid.

What you want to do is sneakily turn the 10th grader into your personal stalker. You have to really impress her to do that. Dance classes.

Just sayin.

a reply to: lazyfortress

They must be insane! Don't date those girls!

originally posted by: lazyfortress
Most of the feminists want Hillary. I just wish they could all calm the heck down.

Right! Women always get all emotional and junk. You'll find this out as you get older and have to deal with their irrationality on a regular basis. I think it's hormones or something.

I'm just like, "The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball"
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine, all I heard was shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas".

originally posted by: geezlouise
Dance classes.

Just sayin.

I saw how my Moonwalk/crotch grab caused you to melt.

Shamone, hee hee.

Praying Manatees are cool.

a reply to: DBCowboy

What did I tell you about posting self portraits?

a reply to: lazyfortress

Just talk to her and get to know her. After a while once you have some sort of connection, tell her you like her. I know its intimidating but if she says no just remember you tried and that there are other girls out there.

originally posted by: lazyfortress
I'm just like, "The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball"
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine, all I heard was shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas".

Go to your room!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Here's a pine marten:

originally posted by: starwarsisreal
Just talk to her and get to know her. After that tell her you like her.

Possibly the worst advice in the entire thread.

Don't listen kid, use the bug technique and then dance off.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Bro. Are you full of eight-ball, 'cuz you're actin ill.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

What did I tell you about posting self portraits?

How I get the babes!

LOL

originally posted by: lazyfortress
Are you full of eight-ball, 'cuz you're actin ill.

It's funny because you have no idea what he is even singing about.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That's how I felt after you said that.

originally posted by: lazyfortress
a reply to: DBCowboy

Bro. Are you full of eight-ball, 'cuz you're actin ill.

originally posted by: lazyfortress
a reply to: DBCowboy

Here's a pine marten:

Why haven't I ever seen this adorable creature before? Sooooo cute!

originally posted by: lazyfortress
a reply to: DBCowboy

Here's a pine marten:

Funny looking dog.

a reply to: Night Star

That face...