How do you strike up a conversation online?

originally posted by: Sublimecraft

What was the subject title of your PMs that were not read?

'Do you like midget porn?'

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: TerryDon79
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Check your inbox.

No. That's not how you start a PM with the NB. Thanks for playing!

Awwwww!

What if it was a funny pic of a turtle?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If so, i may technically qualify. 5'5". We could make lots of money if we film it and sell it online augustus.

originally posted by: BASSPLYR
If so, i may technically qualify. 5'5".

5'5" is more like 'vertically challenged' than midget.

I can saw your legs off and we may have better potential.

The life span of this thread has just significantly decreased.

originally posted by: kaelci
I will be blunt! You come across as creepy after a while. And it doesn't help that you keep making the exact same thread over and over and over and OVER talking about these problems of yours.

I've never started "the exact same thread over and over", all of my threads are very different (or they would be closed).

There's no way to avoid coming across as creepy when you're posting about this kind of personal stuff, in my opinion.

I decided along time ago that getting therapy on this forum was more important to me than my reputation.

I know what psychotherapy is like. I know what a thread like this is like. I'll take a thread like this over the best psychotherapy I've ever had. And, here, it's quick, easy, and free.

I have to sacrifice my reputation for the therapy I get here. It's a small price to pay in the big picture.

As I posted recently, my personality doesn't translate to the Internet. Perhaps it's just out of my control. Then again, I'm not trying to be liked here. I'm trying for the opposite. Being disliked gets a lot better input. After you try to be disliked for long enough, it could wreak havoc on your personality. That's the kind of insights that come out of nowhere from these threads. It's far better than any psychoanalysis I've experienced.

As to the consequences of all this on my Internet relationships, c'est la vie. I can't get the therapy I want without ruining my reputation.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

OH, ooooh.

*feelings of love begin to replace the diminishing jealousy*

Thank you sir, for considering my feelings and including me in your group therapy sessions. I should have never doubted you.

a reply to: Profusion

If your personality doesn't translate well to the internet--

Why do you want to have relationships through the internet?

Don't you want someone to know and appreciate the real you, in all it's original language glory?


just gotta shake my head and open another beer

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Ponders. Well then...got any clients with a hobbit fetish? We can charge lots of money!!!

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
just gotta shake my head and open another beer

Better than shaking your beer and opening your head.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yes, that's very droll.

originally posted by: geezlouise
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

OH, ooooh.

*feelings of love begin to replace the diminishing jealousy*

Thank you sir, for considering my feelings and including me in your group therapy sessions. I should have never doubted you.

I'll see you on Tuesday noon then
Let the group "therapy" commence!!

originally posted by: geezlouise
Thank you sir, for considering my feelings and including me in your group therapy sessions. I should have never doubted you.

Perhaps you need to be broken down further so you never doubt me again.

and still no PM's even though I practically begged for one

All I got was a giant F-U from TerryDon

a reply to: BASSPLYR

My wife's a hobbit. And she's usually chained up in the basement.

Does that make it a fetish or just a need to have her chained up in the basement?

a reply to: kaelci

Can i watch! Ill just be that leprechaun looking thing in the corner that your afraid to ask about.

a reply to: TerryDon79

I dont know but im jealous. Nobody wants to chain me up in their basement! 😯

a reply to: BASSPLYR

I'm sure Augustus would have plans for you too

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I sent a new one. Didn't mean the first as bad as it came across.

Sorry.

I wait and let the lady message me, its worked countless times, Ive had 3 dates this week.

My philosophy behind it is based on the fact that women get hundreds of guys chatting them up, i just sit back and wait for them.

Also women are the most unconstuctive conversationalist! I get about 15-20 messages a day saying "Hey there".

I can also back my claims by screenshot, so just ask.