I Opened an Interdimensional Portal and Spoke with Nelson Mandela

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
You live in Jersey.

Don't they do "Car-trunk" funerals?

Look up Tiny Manzo, he was in my parents wedding.

This is why I am never late in my payments to you.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
You don't like the competition? Just kidding.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
This is why I am never late in my payments to you.

Smart move.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
You don't like the competition? Just kidding.

No you weren't and no I don't.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I really was though lol.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
I really was though lol.

When you hear a *tap tap tap* from under your bed you really wont have to think about who it is funny guy.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
You must be skinny. There is no "under" my bed. It's a mattress on the floor lol.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Guess you missed the whole 'interdimensional portal' thing in the OP.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Oh crap. I'll have a sandwich ready.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
Oh crap. I'll have a sandwich ready.

Ironic, since we all call you 'Sandwich'.

a reply to: BuzzyWigs

in my timeline augustus wrote that book

originally posted by: sapien82
in my timeline augustus wrote that book

Was it in crayon?

I once bought a book on tape about mimes.

I thought my speakers were broken.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
...book on tape...

'Book on tape'?

If you want to be able to keep catfishing the youngins online you should say 'audiobook'.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Is that the same thing as having a twizzler account?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Is that the same thing as having a twizzler account?

Exactly.

Make sure you post some pictures to your Instatelegram account too.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I tried posting some pictures, but I wasn't sure how many stamps went on the envelope.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I tried posting some pictures, but I wasn't sure how many stamps went on the envelope.

Probably because you used all of them on your last email.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You can make fun of me all you want. All this talk about Windows 8!

I have Windows 95, so it's the youngsters that need to catch up!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I have Windows 95, so it's the youngsters that need to catch up!

The instruction manual still on Betamax?