I Opened an Interdimensional Portal and Spoke with Nelson Mandela

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I want to write a book on Origami and start it . . . . . . .

"As our story unfolds. . . . "

I want to write a book on Tuck-Pointing and start it . . . . . . .

"Mandy had been a very bad girl. . . . "

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh. Dammit.
Have you ever read "Pillars of the Earth"?
The original masons, who, like built the cathedrals back in King Arthur time........

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
Oh. Dammit.
Have you ever read "Pillars of the Earth"?
The original masons, who, like built the cathedrals back in King Arthur time........

It's on one of my bookshelves in the library.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Anyway, sorry --- was on my way down the hall and heard voices......

*skips off*

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I have no idea what to make of this party.

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
I have no idea what to make of this party.

What do you mean?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Just - nothing. Don't have to make anything.
Thanks for the distraction.

Sometimes I think it's like a serious thread where I should have kept up....but then I remember it's more like the acronym game thread - just quipping and acronyming back and forth. I want some pizza now.

a reply to: BuzzyWigs

It started off serious.



Seriously stoopid.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: BuzzyWigs

It started off serious.



Seriously stoopid.

By "started" I'm assuming you mean the original threads this one was parodied from?

originally posted by: TerryDon79
By "started" I'm assuming you mean the original threads this one was parodied from?

Pretty much. If there was a historical figure associated with the Flat Earth or Nibiru I would interview them too.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
By "started" I'm assuming you mean the original threads this one was parodied from?

Pretty much. If there was a historical figure associated with the Flat Earth or Nibiru I would interview them too.

I don't think they would have been nearly as much fun though.

originally posted by: TerryDon79
I don't think they would have been nearly as much fun though.

Don't sell me short son. I can f*** up a one car funeral.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

One-car funeral are sad.

Unless it's a clown funeral.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

One-car funeral are sad.

Unless it's a clown funeral.

I would run them over with the hearse. I hate friggin clowns.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
I don't think they would have been nearly as much fun though.

Don't sell me short son. I can f*** up a one car funeral.

I don't even know how to reply to that lol.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I would run them over with the hearse. I hate friggin clowns.

I'm only doing this because I like you.

originally posted by: TerryDon79
I don't even know how to reply to that lol.

Ask DB, he usually has a few throw away lines handy.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
I don't even know how to reply to that lol.

Ask DB, he usually has a few throw away lines handy.

You live in Jersey.

Don't they do "Car-trunk" funerals?

originally posted by: Skid Mark
I'm only doing this because I like you.

Those clowns don't bother me, it's the Gacy-like clowns I don't like.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
You live in Jersey.

Don't they do "Car-trunk" funerals?

Look up Tiny Manzo, he was in my parents wedding.