Crazy Exes

originally posted by: skunkape23
I'm going to try going at it from a different angle.
I'm going to seek out the wallflower.
No drama. No violence.
I bet a dime to the dollar it blows up in my face.
I need to get a dog.

was it you last year that ended up with a homeless woman in your bed and you on the sofa? you sure do know how to pick 'em!

Lets know where to send condolences and the wreaths

originally posted by: nonspecific

originally posted by: skunkape23
you sure do know how to pick 'em!

I don't pick them. They pick me and I take the ride.

a reply to: skunkape23

remember wallflowers will not pick you.
you have to pick the flowers.

a reply to: skunkape23

a reply to: skunkape23

It seems like every woman that ive been in a relationship was the same way. Almost a staple - The crazier the better.
A couple tid bits of my wife's behaviour:

Has temper tantrum - flicks cigarette butt into my eye.
Not enough sleep - and begins screaming at the top of her lungs, when I woke her up for being asleep for 14 hours.
Accused me of being either a cop or in the mafia and Im trying to kill her for insurance money.
Driving from getting a coffee - gets mad that I won $500 at the casino. Punches me in the nose while im driving. Resulting in a blood bath in the car.
We get in an argument - She takes a curtain rod and harpoons it into my flat screen as if she was Captain Ahab.

Finally talked her into going to the hospital for being a wacko. Turns out she has Border Line Personality Disorder.
Gets prescribed various meds that made things worse for half a year, before finding the right - Settle her ass down pill.

a reply to: Macenroe82

Holy hellfire man...that is literally insane behaviour.

You must have the patience of a saint.

Oh my gosh, this thread is making me laugh so hard!
I feel real guilty and ashamed because when I was young, I once kept calling an exboyfriend I broke up with, just to hear him say "hello?" and hang up. I must have done it five thousand times. That was psycho- but now I feel better. There is worse out there. I think estrogen surges when young make women lose their minds.

Hey bud, my advice is to cut her off, and give it no more thought. It doesn't matter how hot she is, if shes emotionally or physically harmful to you. Even if she is on her meds.

Now, its of course your own choice, and if you choose to love her again, then you know, you'll just have to prepare yourself for the consequences when its time to change her meds, or if she goes off of them, etc....


best wishes

originally posted by: Macenroe82
a reply to: skunkape23

It seems like every woman that ive been in a relationship was the same way. Almost a staple - The crazier the better.
A couple tid bits of my wife's behaviour:

Has temper tantrum - flicks cigarette butt into my eye.
Not enough sleep - and begins screaming at the top of her lungs, when I woke her up for being asleep for 14 hours.
Accused me of being either a cop or in the mafia and Im trying to kill her for insurance money.
Driving from getting a coffee - gets mad that I won $500 at the casino. Punches me in the nose while im driving. Resulting in a blood bath in the car.
We get in an argument - She takes a curtain rod and harpoons it into my flat screen as if she was Captain Ahab.

Finally talked her into going to the hospital for being a wacko. Turns out she has Border Line Personality Disorder.
Gets prescribed various meds that made things worse for half a year, before finding the right - Settle her ass down pill.

HOLY HELL DUDE....

Part of me laughed, part of me feels bad for laughing. She sounds a little like me, as far as getting 14 hours of sleep and still feeling hella interrupted upon being woken up, and the getting punched while driving thing..... Well, I punched my sons father in the face as he was pulling out of a drive through because he said "Damn, look at that bitches ass, and started to roll his window down. I assumed (correctly) that he was about to start cat calling her, right in front of me which made me feel very disrespected, and so I waited for him to open his mouth , and soon as i heard "DAMN GIRL" and she turned around, I bopped him right in his mouth. He was very upset, she was scared, and I was angry. LOL.

Another time he got mad that I was moving out (this was a few years later and I was pregnant) He tried to chop up my PC and my desk with a hatchet so I busted the bedroom door open "HERES JOHNNY STYLE" except with the butt of a rifle...

Were not in a committed relationship at the moment, but now we have our son, and we live together peacefully. The holes in the walls and doors are a stark reminder for us to behave ourselves and keep it together for our kids sake.

good grief that was a nice little "take me back"


Not my coolest reaction by far, no one should ever put their hands on anyone in that kind of a situation.....


sorry for rambling off but your post had me reminiscing my crazy moments

-Alee

originally posted by: skunkape23
This was before she stole my car and my last beer.

...

Sounds legit, right?

No sir. No it does not.

Maybe I should give her a 5th chance at a stable relationship.

Bad skunkape. BAD!

She is really hot.

Well ... let's not be too hasty ... you do raise a good poin-NO! BAD SKUNKAPE! SHE HAS THE DEVIL'S VAGINA MAGIC!

a reply to: BelowLowAnnouncement

I just guffawed out loud, and now everyone walking past my shop door is looking at me as if I were insane...

Devils vagina magic? Classic...absolutely marvellous!

a reply to: skunkape23

Run..run far, run fast. The institutions and prisons are all filled to the brim with crazies that swear "there's NOTHING wrong with ME!"....Except with this one..she ends it by saying.."not any-MORE!"

Whoa bud...run far, run fast, forget the hotness thing...Dont answer the mail, the door, the phone or email. Distance yourself as best as you can. Im all for giving someone another chance...but that does imply if she backslides...she may be spray painting the walls with graffiti...and maybe spraying YOU with shotgun pellets.

My opinion only....good luck...MS

Fell in love with the lead singer for our band. She was beautiful, talented, strung out, and stole our van with 35k worth of guitars, amps, PA, B3, keys, sax's, monitors, lights, 100 DVDs, our clothes, booze ++, 2 roadies, and left us hanging before our gig at SXSW.


Finished the show with burrowed gear...

There's also a negative side....

a reply to: skunkape23

WHAA!? Move. Do not leave a forwarding address. Lose your phone. RUN!

I've had crazy girlfriends, but not in the "do bodily harm to me" sort of crazy, just the "... why would you do that?" sorta crazy. My first girlfriend, a wishy washy jehova's witness (not wishy washy because she was JW, but wishy washy about whether she was going to act like one or not) who was 20 and didn't know how to swim and was terrified of water, I couldn't drive with a window down in the summer because if air was blowing in her face she couldn't breathe and would start to panic.

Second girlfriend was a tattoo'd goth girl, super hot and crazy. I went through a goth girl phase back when I was super-straight-laced, no-tattoos, didn't-do-any-drugs-not-even-marijuana kinda guy at the time (that ended up working in my favor a number of times, some girls really like having the opportunity to do the "corrupting."). This relationship almost made me go insane. A super-hot sensual women who loved attention and dressed to kill... that had no interest in intimacy in the slightest. At this point I became the crazy one. I had real feelings for her, and I stayed with her for over a year hoping she'd "get into it" or something, and anticipating that if I broke up with her she'd become a sex-fiend for the next guy she dated as some sort of payback. Being in a relationship with one of the most attractive women you've ever met, and being almost completely ignored sexually by her started to make me somewhat unhinged. My self-esteem plummeted, I started to get irrational mood swings, and started thinking about getting it somewhere else. At that point I realized that I was being an idiot and broke up with her. Not one of the prouder points of my life.

After that I mainly went for country-girls. Not that this helped much. The next girl thought her grandpa was following her as a ghost wherever she went (she might have been right... weird crap happened in my house for the two months I dated her) She still hung out with her ex-boyfriend who had dunken sex with her mom while they were dating (and was probably the father of her new brother).

Thats about it for my crazies. My friend,however, is notorious for having some. At one point he was really into a girl and had been working on trying to date her for months. After their first night together, she finally felt she could trust him enough to reveal her secret. She was actually, secretly, the crown princess of "Genovia," and had been secreted away to America because some evil relatives had planned to assassinate her. She claimed she was always followed, secretly, by a Royal Bodyguard who was a master of disguise and could look like almost anyone. There are some other details i'm forgetting, but after he pointed out that "Genovia" doesn't actually exist and that she seems to be talking about parts of "The Princess Diaries" movie, she went crazy and started yelling that it was a "Secret country" and that the movie was a deliberate plot to misdirect her assassins. After he obviously didn't believe her she got mad and stopped talking to him. Yea, I've never encountered that level of crazy and I tip my hat to my friend for surviving that.

a reply to: TrueBrit

I used to fly off the handle as much as her. But I learnt some self control....and I quit drinking lol

a reply to: NerdGoddess

I think true love makes everyone act a little nuts at some point.
There is a song that I think of as ours, and i crank it everytime it comes on:

Sometimes I wish that you'd just die
Cause I'm too afraid of leaving
I didn't know you'd be insane
Dreams can be so deceiving
How did it come to this?
Why do I fantasize, to kill you when you're sleeping?)
I didn't know you feel the same
When I say you're no good
All you are to me...

Pain in my neck, thorn in my side
Stain on my blade, blood on my knife
Been dreaming of her, all of my life
But she won't come true, she's just the nightmare I woke up to.

a reply to: Macenroe82

funny I was just thinking about my tame crazy girl.. Started thinking well she wasnt crazy at all.. Then memories seeped in.. She was the one who would hold me prisoner in my house so she could scream at me. she always thought if i left in a fight i wouldnt come back.. The thought does cross your mind lol.. broke 4 of my computers, took my expensive TV and my couch and broke probably every door we ever had.. She was a sweetheart most of the time though hahaha..

We're still friends..

@slanter
the window open in the summer part... Hahahahahaha too funny..

originally posted by: AMNicks
Most women, especially now'a'days have an essence of crazy even if you dont see it straight away, its there lurking, waiting for the moment to come out..

I second this.

The last one I was seeing carried around a container full of Valium and ate them like they were candy. One day she told me she tried to kill herself and then swallowed a bunch of pills and was in bed because her head was killing her, so thinking she's trying to commit suicide and potentially dying of an overdose, I felt obligated to inform the police. The police showed up at her house and her husband (yes, she was married) had no idea where she was. Turns out she was just nonchalantly out shopping with her kid. Upon returning home, she flipped out so bad that even the cop told me she was "completely off the rocker". Then she called me and threatened to kill me if I told the police anything (which I already had).
I realized later that she'd been telling stories and lies for the sake of generating my attention (and keeping other women away from me) for almost the entire time I'd known her.
On the outside she just seemed like a completely normal, innocent person. It's scary.