Crazy Exes

I have established a solid reputation for drawing in the loopy gals.
I get a call this morning from one I haven't heard from in over a year.
She shot holes in my wall with a 12 gauge shotgun, painted graffiti on the walls, busted glass and smeared blood all over the place.
This was before she stole my car and my last beer.
So...she calls me out of the blue and tells me she's been in an institution for six months and now she is on meds and not crazy any more.
Sounds legit, right?
Maybe I should give her a 5th chance at a stable relationship.
She is really hot.
I could go on and on.
Maybe I will at some point.
I know some of you out there have some stories.
I'd like to hear them. Make me feel like I'm not the only one who ends up dealing with this sort of thing.

a reply to: skunkape23

Yo Skunk!

Okay bro sounds like youve got a slight case of oneitis..

For a few years i followed and practiced RSD (real social dynamics) we were basically a group of pickup artists, now Oneitis is an actual thing which was recognized in the pickup community, it basically means when you get hung up on a "hot girl" because shes hot and gives you attention even though shes bat # crazy (or bad for you)

My advice dont go back there, ive lost too many car windows trying to "fix" hot, crazy women.. not worth it bro.

a reply to: skunkape23

Run. Run away. the crazy pretty ones are like the sun. You will bask in her, but ultimately shrivel up and DIE a horrible crispy death.

Get a puppy. a non-crazy puppy. Or a budgie.

a reply to: savemebarry

I mean dont get me wrong, the crazy ones are the most fun!

Most women, especially now'a'days have an essence of crazy even if you dont see it straight away, its there lurking, waiting for the moment to come out..

its more about finding the women that wont stab you.. if she doesn't stab you, you've got a keeper

a reply to: skunkape23

Well, I have never had a woman unload a shotgun into my abode, or steal my possessions. Unfortunately, one could not laugh about the sort of mental disfigurement that ladies I have associated with previously, have had going on.

There's the one who dumped me in favour of going out with a convicted possessor of indecent images of children, the one who dumped me because she sobered up (and presumably could not stomach being around me without alcohol in her system), the one who dumped me three separate times for her insane karate instructor ex...

It's all very depressing.

a reply to: skunkape23

My love beat me up bloody and wobbly locked me out on my own balcony which I climbed down somehow at which point I realized no phone no wallet no shirt no shoes..

She went to jail. No second chances.

This last girls first words were something like "I'm a psycho."
haha.. If we lived closer I might be dead.. Hottest most fun girl Ive ever met.

oddly enough she gets another chance if we cross paths again.. Could be MY last chance but she was THAT fun.

the only advice I could give you would be bad advice.
I love the crazy ones.


I read the thread title as crazy eyes not crazy exes.. Same difference.. mmmmmmmm.

haha

a reply to: skunkape23

i like the crazy ones as well its a curse, although very stressful. yet keeps me on my toes

then again maybe i am the crazy one

All of em I attract them and or attracted to them but hey I bet they all say the same about me .

I think you need to have a long look in a mirror. Do you see codependency looking back

Then there is the one that is trying to convince me that now she is habitually using a new alkaloid that is not as bad as the last. She only has three crazy ex husbands and two houses burned down in the last month.
I think we may have potential for a good thing.
She is almost too damned cute to not trust.

a reply to: skunkape23
Its your life , do as you want, but dont look for approval or surport from other people, everything is in your hands, take full responablity for your actions and be safe
P.S. Think less with your dick and more with your be brain

a reply to: skunkape23

She is really hot.

originally posted by: imod02
a reply to: skunkape23
take full responablity for your actions

I do. I'd just like to know that I'm not alone in these type of experiences.

I never had a Girlfriend , so no exes here , a mate of mine almost got his troat slit by his girlfriend at that time , she was hauled off in the back of a police van.

Just let this picture guide you my friend

i.imgur.com...

originally posted by: skunkape23


I'd just like to know that I'm not alone in these type of experiences.

not alone at all..

I'm still heart broken over the one who almost got me killed.

It does make "regular" relationships boring by comparison.

Whats a man to do?

Choose the life you want.
Some choices may kill you.



EDIT: to the post above mine..
this is actually good info.
the odds though...

Cold facts, if she is a drug user, then the possiblty that she has been selling her self and has not use protection is very high, this also means at least 2 things,
1/ once some one has crossed the "sell " line its very easy for them to do it again
2/ becouse of the "selling" its very possible she has a lot of STDs
You have to be willing to accept that she might sell herself again, and you might get some real bad STDs.
3/ the sad sad thing is a person addicted to drugs do care about other people but the need for drugs is more powerful.

a reply to: skunkape23

About 20 years ago I ended up in a relationship with a girl by mistake, she just kind of decided she was my girlfriend and I kind of went along with it.


She became more and more posessive of me and her demands were getting out of control so I broke up with her, she simply said no and continued to my my girlfriend, this happened almost daily for months and I would throw her out and a few hours later she would be back denying that anything had happeded, this went of for months.

Then one day she sat me down and told me that she was going to university 300 miles away and that we needed to break up, she said that she needed to live life as a student and see other people but i was not to enter into any other relationships as when she finished her degree we were to get back together and get married and have 2 kids, she already had names for them and had decided where we were going to live.

I agreed as figured that the whole thing would finally be over and a few months later she went to university and that was that.

About 2 years my brothers future wife who was a good friend of my crazy ex'x went to see her at university and met all of her friends up there, they were all asking lots of questions about me which confused her as to why her new friends were so interested in a boyfriend from over 2 years ago and asked them why all the questions.

It turned out that she had told them all we were still together and when out of term and she was at her mums house she was telling them about holidays that we had been on, the day I proposed to her ect, complete loon and a little scarey

No shotguns but disturbing none the less.

I also have a relationship past littered with crazy ex gfs.
I was bemoaning this fact to a good platonic female friend of mine not so long, she blew my mind with the disturbingly profound proposition of "maybe theyre normal and you turn them crazy"

My mind was temporarily blown till i remembered she was also a woman and by extension crazy herself.

Ive now come to terms with the fact all women are crazy, its just a matter of finding a girl who has a tolerable level of crazy.

For me personally the shotgun and blood smearing are definate deal breakers but each to their own.

Hope this helped

I'm going to try going at it from a different angle.
I'm going to seek out the wallflower.
No drama. No violence.
I bet a dime to the dollar it blows up in my face.
I need to get a dog.