ATS Convention 2004

"do you think it possible that I could get drunk AND go ghost-hunting?"


Certainly more apt to find them that way, hehe...

Hey, the 4th is coming up....what a holiday....

Get drunk and play with explosives!

gotta be fun watching a bunch of drunk people scare themselves #less

AHHH DEMON ZOMBIE GHOST RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Get drunk and play with explosives!

Don't think that would be a good idea.I mean how are going to chat when everybody blows there fingers off.It has got to be rough typing with stubs.

I doubt I'm much of a debater, but I'll challenge Dragonrider to a grill-off!!

I cook breakfast, lunch, dinner, and my bedtime snack on the grill.

Loser buys the beer !!!!!

food ..... check
booze .... check
low moral rate ..... check
pot .... hmm no check
guess im bringing the pot then, hmm lets see 1376 active members say 25 percent dont come thats um ... 1032 people minus say 45 percent who dont smoke drugs thats err 568 hmm
586 people to get stoned for say 3 days is um err 2 bowls a person times say 4 times a day is err is 4540 bowls of pot hmm better get out the hydro kit

It would be a very interesting idea to plan an ATS convention... who knows give it a year or two, us lot might actually plan a real one.

I'd definitely be up for it.

yaaaay.

I'll buy your first table dance, we have a deal with the dancers

I think that if we plan this ahead of time that we can really have a good get together. I think that June 29th 2004 would be great. I pick that day because that is the day of the month ATS was started. I think most people could find the time and the money by then.(I hope)

You never know though, it may be hard for others to meet that time because anything can happen in between now and then.

As for locations, well that is a little more complex. I think that Manhatten would be reasonable because it would save our master the trip and stress over meeting us weaklings in foreign lands such as New Jersey and California. Not to mention Manhatten never sleeps and there would be endless options for us and our druken spontanous ideas.

Then again I think that to be fair it would be nice to place the party somewhere where know one lives. Like Roswell, or Dulce. Any place controversal and creepy would please our mysterious and curious minds. Plus it would be fun to go on little adventures. Maybe we could crash the Bohemian Grove ritual. I am down for whatever. Bilderberg meetings, you name it. Whatever is scary and dangerous will work for me.

Like I said earlier the White House would be fun. We could storm the lawn and have a druken sit in. That way would could show those FEDS who's boss.

As far as supplies go we are looking for the following things:

Lots of food and drinks.

Telescopes and binoculars for reconnaissance missions.

Nightvison goggles and bullhorns for search and rescue.

Cameras and video cameras for record.

Music.

Uninterested females for all the wives.

Fireworks and other various toys of the like.

And I suppose that Gryffen wants us to bring a pole.



Things we don't need:

Drugs and guns.(we don't want the authorities to crash this party.)

Bodyguards--We don't need bodyguards. There are plenty of respectful and noble men from ATS to go around to protect the few concerned ladies we may have here. Trust me, there won't be any problems in that respect.


Any items that need to be added can be posted by those that are privy to them.

Originally posted by ProudAmerican
I doubt I'm much of a debater, but I'll challenge Dragonrider to a grill-off!!

I cook breakfast, lunch, dinner, and my bedtime snack on the grill.

Loser buys the beer !!!!!

I'll take that bet!

Damn, i could go for some ribs right now.

Feeeed me, i'm skinny!


I'll bring cake, and some haggis...hrm...grilled haggis sausages... *plots*

Um, Simon, you can ask Majestica, we Southerners are serious when it comes to grilling burnt animal flesh and drinking beer. For you hard drink types, some world class untaxed likker.

I'm serious, I'm in the market for several acres and am going to plant a couple thousand square feet worth of house on it. There might be the need for roll away beds , cots and sleeping bags, but it sounds great to me.

Saphie, you can bet I'll make sure that there is some awaesome food for those who aren't fond of burnt animal flesh!

TC is going for the milita compound look for his new land

Saphie, you can bet I'll make sure that there is some awaesome food for those who aren't fond of burnt animal flesh! Posted by TC

Not a dig at any veggie people, but I was raised to believe that "Vegetarian" was a very sacred Indian word.... meaning "Bad Hunter".

David, what exactly is haggis?

What? Do you thionk the claymore perimeter is a little too gauch?

What is haggis?

Are you sure you REALLY want to know?
.....


well if you do, here goes


������� 1 sheep's stomach, thoroughly cleaned
������� The liver, heart, and lights (lungs) of the sheep
������� 1 lb Beef suet
������� 2 large Onions
������� 2 tb Salt
������� 1 ts Freshly ground black pepper
������� 1/2 ts Cayenne or red pepper
������� 1/2 ts Allspice
������� 2 lb Dry oatmeal (the old-fashioned, slow-cooking kind)
������� 2-3 cups broth (in which the liver, heart and lights were cooked)

That'll put hair on yer chest!

Damn, and I get wierd looks when I bring out the venison fillets, or shoulder of javalina...

Hey! Thats good wholesome food!

It also tastes rather nice, it can be quite spicy at times.

Served up with neeps (Turnips) and tatties (potatoes!)

Hey, How about LA, its tight and their are plenty of sights to visit.

Everything you would want is 25 minute drive from everywhere.

Los Angeles...hrmm...i guess i could handle that, hey, maybe we could blow some fault lines too

I thought he was tqalking about Louisiana!

If we have it in los Angeles, you'll have to go to Magic Mountain if you want to talk politics, scandal or conspiracies with me as I'll be on the Roller Coasters!