You're stuck on an deserted island - which five members are with you?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Night Star

Uh-huh. Dragons are make believe, cannibals are not.

You mean I'm not an elf and there are no dragons? Pffft, my world is better than your world.

originally posted by: Night Star

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
Party-poopers get latrine duty.

Fine with me, I can fish out all the gold teeth.

We're ATS members, not rich pirates.

I'd say some might be "some" kind of pirate.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Night Star

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
Party-poopers get latrine duty.

Fine with me, I can fish out all the gold teeth.

We're ATS members, not rich pirates.

I'd say some might be "some" kind of pirate.

Ok, I'll agree with that.

originally posted by: Night Star
We're ATS members, not rich pirates.

But I will get some booty.

Tender, succulent booty.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Dragons, honest politicians, The Queen of England ,and a good film starring Paris Hilton are all imaginary.

I wish the things I saw in your basement were imaginary too.

originally posted by: Night Star
Pffft, my world is better than your world.

Maybe, but mine has much more flavor.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Night Star
We're ATS members, not rich pirates.

But I will get some booty.

Tender, succulent booty.

I don't know about booty, a boot perhaps.

originally posted by: Night Star
I don't know about booty, a boot perhaps.

I like when they struggle.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Night Star
Pffft, my world is better than your world.

Maybe, but mine has much more flavor.

I wonder if HoldMyBeer still wants you on our Island. We could put you on some prison planet or something. Don't worry, I'll send your beautiful antique furniture over with you. I'm thoughtful like that.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Night Star
I don't know about booty, a boot perhaps.

I like when they struggle.

Bahahaha!

originally posted by: Night Star
I wonder if HoldMyBeer still wants you on our Island.

Of course. Who is going to make him laugh before he gets eaten?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Night Star
I wonder if HoldMyBeer still wants you on our Island.

Of course. Who is going to make him laugh before he gets eaten?

Oh...my...God! You wouldn't!

Good thing I was invited to two Islands. AboveBoard's Island is less...chaotic.

originally posted by: Night Star
Oh...my...God! You wouldn't!

Of course I would. What do you think I'm going to do, go on a diet?

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs


guess I'll unedit. But only because I'm holding this beer.....

Klassified, windword, Spira, BH, and MystikMushroom.

Aaaggghhh! See what I mean? 5 doesn't cut it. I knew I was missing someone important. I'm with Above Board, lets just make it ATS island. As long as it's not like the "Lost" island. Then again...could be interesting.

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: Klassified


Ooooh, we're going exploring.

Exploration is a must. We'll send Augustus and the Cowboy ahead of us if it looks dangerous.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Night Star
Oh...my...God! You wouldn't!

Of course I would. What do you think I'm going to do, go on a diet?

But...but I was supposed to be there in case he needed a hug. I am an elven warrior and I shall not allow this! I have magical beasty things too, you wouldn't want to mess with them.

originally posted by: Klassified

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: Klassified


Ooooh, we're going exploring.

Exploration is a must. We'll send Augustus and the Cowboy ahead of us if it looks dangerous.

Good thinking!

originally posted by: Night Star
But...but I was supposed to be there in case he needed a hug.

Embosoment prior to degustation will be sufficient.

I am an elven warrior and I shall not allow this! I have magical beasty things too, you wouldn't want to mess with them.

Yup, uh-huh. I am sure those things will taste great too.

Ok. Zazz, Buzzywigs, Night, Reldra, and a doctor/prepper. (Ha. Dr. Prepper) I'd also like BH to come long. and Dr. Prepper would have to be firmly non-people-eating.

I think our island would totally rock. There would be no cooking and eating people, no poking sharp sticks in the coconuts, or general bad behavior. We would have excellent food, shelter, drinks and of course, our own spa. We'd be up through "weaving" and into "Smelting" and glass blowing in no time. Night, you would officially be back to your lovely elf self!

We would miss the boys, sort of, *ahem* to some degree, but when they'd had enough of manly malfeasance we might go and save them (whatever and whomever is left) from themselves. At least for awhile. Give them some jobs to do.

Those latrines won't dig themselves, after all.

- AB

(Can you say "Cabana boy?")

a reply to: AboveBoard

Sounds like a nunnery.