You're stuck on an deserted island - which five members are with you?

Whether your plane mysteriously disappears like MH370 or your boat is driven into a storm and ultimately ship-wrecked by Somali pirates or you are renditioned by U.S. Military to a private island or you just choose to bug out before the SHTF/Nibiru/Clinton/Trump - which five ATS members would you want with you and why?

I'm going with DBCowboy and AugustusMasonicus because they make me laugh and always come out on top, plus one is a Mason and he could chant up some beer or something. I figure they improve my odds. Zazz, because she's spunky and could help me keep those other two in line. TheRedneck, because he's crazy smart about a wide variety of topics and could probably McGyver something from bubblegum and a toothpick. And, finally, Night Star because I might need the occasional hug.

Silly thread, I know, but just so many heavy issues lately. Love you ATS!

originally posted by: HoldMyBeer
Whether your plane mysteriously disappears like MH370 or you are driven into a storm and ultimately ship-wrecked by Somali pirates or you are renditioned by U.S. Military to a private island or you just choose to bug out before the SHTF/Nibiru/Clinton/Trump - which five ATS members would you want with you and why?

I'm going with DBCowboy and AugustusMasonicus because they make me laugh and always come out on top, plus one is a Mason and he could chant up some beer or something. I figure they improve my odds. Zazz, because she's spunky and could help me keep those other two in line. TheRedneck, because he's crazy smart about a wide variety of topics and could probably McGyver something from bubblegum and a toothpick. And, finally, Night Star because I might need the occasional hug.

Silly thread, I know, but just so many heavy issues lately. Love you ATS!

Whoa Whoa Whoa!!!! Seriously? No BEELZEBUB? troll AMA's are the best! J/K

a reply to: HoldMyBeer

Why pick and choose? It would be more realistic (and make a better conspiracy/survival show) if the members were a random assortment.

I think this would be an entertaining idea: Why not pick the members you would like to see marooned on that island and have to try to survive together?

a reply to: HoldMyBeer

Do you mean like to eat?...pass the time with?...or both?

Anyone who can deal with the fact that my cat goes wherever I go and ready to spar without scamming me out of learning how to win a fight.
Some members bring to mind... but I'm a space case and like everyone here.
Great thread, pirates..lol.
My cat no longer has rabies spit from fighting..and has had his shots.
I'd bring two and three members... lots of dear members,
Maybe we can all show up at this island?
Of course, I would select the kindest ones and bring a friend from outside world too.
I'd bring vegetation and water!
Tobacco too!
Thanks for allowing me this opportunity to share how much I appreciate ATS, members.
Oh, I' might have to take a boat to this place, I'm scared of flying... greyhound is okay.

a reply to: ketsuko

a reply to: IAMTAT

Ya'll are naughty. The original inquiry is more likely to elicit replies that won't get peeps banned or the thread 404d. But okay.

a reply to: HoldMyBeer

It's because I'm fat and you all would eat me.

Admit it!

(hides the BBQ sauce)

a reply to: DBCowboy

(hides the BBQ sauce)

Business/Board/Questions has a special sauce?

Me and my five clones.

I'm awesome, and the world needs more of me.

I'd totally clone myself for the betterment of the world (or my deserted island).

I'd spend hours trying to trick myself into trying to imagine what my clone was thinking (they'd be doing it too). Mind games for days, yo.

a reply to: HoldMyBeer

idk... just give me the five most fertile and willing females, I guess.

I'm weak and ill. I'd only hold the group back. Any group that gets saddled with me? I give you permission to kill and eat me. Use my flesh to get you all back to civilization!

originally posted by: Bleeeeep
a reply to: HoldMyBeer

idk... just give me the five most fertile and willing females, I guess.

Spoken like man after a harem ...

a reply to: zazzafrazz

See, now that's what I'm talking about.

a reply to: MystikMushroom

a reply to: MystikMushroom

You are an average Rick Sanchez aren't you...


Not even I would pick me in the other hand


But I would totally eat you people if you pick me, and if get bored I would make soap or probably nitroglycerin with your fat (too honest maybe... Gotta tone it down)

a reply to: HoldMyBeer

Dear god I just saw you had me in the mix, why would you torture me by saddling me with Disgustius and Bebecowgirl?

****runs screaming****

The Skipper - Sublimecraft
Gilligan - Introvert
The Professor - Phage
Thurston Howell - Onequestion
Mary Ann - Krazyshot

If it was seven well...
Ginger - Kali
Mrs. Howell - Reldra

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: HoldMyBeer

Dear god I just saw you had me in the mix, why would you torture me by saddling me with Disgustius and Bebecowgirl?

****runs screaming****

Did you ever stop to think the reaction you just gave is why? It was enormously entertaining, and everyone has to have fun somehow when stranded on a deserted island.

The five hottest chicks.
We gotta populate this island.

a reply to: HoldMyBeer

Good luck, you think any of them can make fire, fish or catch crab?

My five would be veterans and self sufficient types. People that pull together, not separately.

Burn the ships, Snarl, Muzzle flash, and a couple others.

a reply to: HoldMyBeer

Neo, Kali, Introvert, Konduit and Joe from NLBS with his camera rolling.