You're stuck on an deserted island - which five members are with you?

a reply to: AboveBoard

I would never kill a puppy, they are better than most humans

a reply to: Autorico

If I had to choose between killing a human or a puppy to survive, I would name the puppy Mr. Wiggle-Pants and we'd live happily ever after.

I think the guys scared HoldMyBeer away. He kind of disappeared.

a reply to: Night Star
I noticed he's been gone. I wonder if the Mason has him locked in his basement.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: Night Star
I noticed he's been gone. I wonder if the Mason has him locked in his basement.

He prefers to call it his 'Rumpus Room'.

NOTE: NO PUPPIES HAVE BEEN HARMED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS THREAD.
(Several kittens, however, have periodically been verbally taunted)

a reply to: Night Star

Holdmybeer is a guy? Huh. Well he's still welcome on our Island. He seems pretty nice! He seems like he understands that the little drink umbrellas are not clothing items and he's not into roasting his fellow island companions...

And he's got beer!

originally posted by: AboveBoard
a reply to: Night Star

He seems like he understands that the little drink umbrellas are not clothing items...

I prefer to think of them as 'fashion accessories'.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard
a reply to: Night Star

He seems like he understands that the little drink umbrellas are not clothing items...

I prefer to think of them as 'fashion accessories'.

Pro tip: You have to be wearing something for it to be an "accessory."

a reply to: AboveBoard
Well, if you have a piercing you can put the umbrella stick through it. Then it's an accessory.

a reply to: AboveBoard

He's usually wearing a grin.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AboveBoard

He's usually wearing a grin.

...and my birthday suit.

a reply to: IAMTAT


Annnd that's why you are back on the other island.

a reply to: AboveBoard

Its ok, we like him that way, easier to eat him if you don't have to deal with clothes

a reply to: Indigent

Are you supposed to be saying that out loud??

originally posted by: AboveBoard
a reply to: IAMTAT

Annnd that's why you are back on the other island.

Please take me back...I'm too delicious!

a reply to: IAMTAT

Come on mate, a leg or two for the team, i even let you eat some, I heard is super good...

...human meat tastes like the burned end of a nice pork roast. ...

...Omaima removed her husband’s ribs, coated them with barbecue sauce, and cooked them “like in a restaurant.” According to a psychiatrist, Omaima told him that she bit into the ribs, exclaiming aloud: “It’s so sweet, it’s so delicious . . . I like mine tender.”...

...Dahmer thought of the taste, he said it was similar to filet mignon...

listverse.com...

yummy



ETA: oh come on guys don't freak out, you know I'm joking right?

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard
a reply to: IAMTAT

Annnd that's why you are back on the other island.

Please take me back...I'm too delicious!

Well, we don't really have, um, room for you over here? But I'm a humanitarian, so we'll send a dragon to pick you up and drop you on your OWN island.

Draconus should be there right about now...

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard
a reply to: IAMTAT

Annnd that's why you are back on the other island.

Please take me back...I'm too delicious!

Well, we don't really have, um, room for you over here? But I'm a humanitarian, so we'll send a dragon to pick you up and drop you on your OWN island.

Draconus should be there right about now...

Instruct Draconus to pick up Indigent instead. I don't like the way he keeps looking at my leg.
P.S. HE'S the one wearing the lobster bib.

a reply to: AboveBoard

Let me get this right, you could not imagine more room for the guy in your imaginary island...