You're stuck on an deserted island - which five members are with you?

Anyone 5 members is fine, because I'm gonna make beef jerky out of em, and tools out of the bones. ..

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AboveBoard

I'm getting voted off the island!

(sob)

I'd like 3 months severance, and a sandwich, please.

Sure! Go directly to Augustus to get your severance.

I can't.

I forgot the safe word.

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AboveBoard

Thank you.
These woven blankets are kinda itchy...should I put some clothes on...?

Why do you think I gave you the blanket??

Oh...I thought THAT was why you gave me the little umbrella.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AboveBoard

Thank you.
These woven blankets are kinda itchy...should I put some clothes on...?

Why do you think I gave you the blanket??

Oh...I thought THAT was why you gave me the little umbrella.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Super weak mic drop.

Not even some jungle terror for background music.

a reply to: GodEmperor

I'm still trying to get the picture of a cocktail umbrella over someone's junk out of my head.

a reply to: GodEmperor

Here we go.

a reply to: DBCowboy

It's better than sunburn and blisters....

I'm not volunteering to apply any aloe.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AboveBoard

Thank you.
These woven blankets are kinda itchy...should I put some clothes on...?

Why do you think I gave you the blanket??

Oh...I thought THAT was why you gave me the little umbrella.

Go nuts. It's an island. My vision will return soon, I'm sure.


(proper usage of umbrella)

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AboveBoard

Thank you.
These woven blankets are kinda itchy...should I put some clothes on...?

Why do you think I gave you the blanket??

Oh...I thought THAT was why you gave me the little umbrella.

Go nuts. It's an island. My vision will return soon, I'm sure.

(proper usage of umbrella)

Go nuts?
Ok...but I'm gonna need a couple more umbrellas.

a reply to: IAMTAT



We'll be here all week folks!

a reply to: AboveBoard

...don't forget to tip your waitress.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I know Augustus, I will not make banana hammocks!

Not since that last time.

I got you covered bro.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I can't.

I forgot the safe word.

Remember when we used 'harder'?

We laughed so much afterwards.

I see AB has everything under control. Good girl!

I was looking for herbs and wild flowers on the Island and found this guy. He followed me everywhere. Can we keep him?

originally posted by: Night Star
I see AB has everything under control. Good girl!

I was looking for herbs and wild flowers on the Island and found this guy. He followed me everywhere. Can we keep him?

I think it's a "she" not a "he".

And we can keep her, but lose the mutt.

a reply to: DBCowboy


If you keep me, you have to keep the wolf too.

a reply to: Night Star

I'm a cat person, is he okay with kittens?

a reply to: DBCowboy

Ixnay. Night isn't on your island anymore.

@Night:

I LOVE the beautiful wolf!!! Guardian Wolf.
He'll keep the riff-raff away. Ahem.

AB