What were the Church of Satan's most important teachings?

Dag.....
I met a God who told me I was a man... like it or not.
Then I met a devil who told me if you can't be a man... Be the next best thing.... Be Clever. BUT... once you decide to be clever.... you will never be a man... although she begs to differ.

So... I went back to God and told him I could not be a man.... because... I was outsmarted by a God who tells me man is the epitome of the world despite the fact I have to share with a woman.

So... God said.... that was my point.

Suddenly a pimp looks cool

It's pretty messed up in heaven when 7 can undo 201...
So... the devil... who is not a man... decides... if I can't be a man... I'll just be the next best thing... I'll be clever.

Now.... he struggles to be clever against men.

So far.... so good.

a reply to: defiythelie

While not a huge fan of Le Vey (less a fan of ToS than CoS), I've read his works, and for me "Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!" resonates to my Celtic Reconstructionist self