Augustus...You Should Be Dancing!!

I recently noticed that our dear Augustus Masonicus is getting close to 20,000 posts here.
That is dedication, worthy of a celebration!

For those of you who wonder about the man behind the food porn...the king of smart-a$$ comments...let me introduce you. (He's the cool dude in the hat):



Now I curse this man regularly for making me laugh until I cry. This is payback baby!

My plan is to lure him into this thread with the hopes that we can witness here...his 20,000th post.
Please help me get this party started!!

jacygirl

As i said many times before this guy is a fake, just look at the hat!
And i won't say anything on his shirt... but i do wonder what secret symbolism is graved into his belt.
Happy post-anniversary.

a reply to: jacygirl

Good on you buddy

a reply to: intergalactic fire

Alrighty then.

Well I'm going to pretend that was meant with humour.


Thanks for the 'bump'.
jacy

originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: intergalactic fire

Well I'm going to pretend that was meant with humour.

Why pretend

a reply to: jacygirl

Hi, took a screen shot to remember the occasion JG. Congrats to Augman.

Just wondering, are the 2 girls on the right of my shot twins or the same girl? I mean,..dunno,,, just asking.

Kind regards from down under,

Bally

a reply to: intergalactic fire

Sorry! Sometimes I just can't tell.

bally 001...Lol, well isn't that weird! (about the pics)

I'm not sure, but I'm assuming that she is Aug's partner...? That woman must be a saint, lol.

If anyone's got any funny stories to tell about our friend, feel free to share!

jacy

Happy post anniversary,Augustus!! You have cheered up many a day for me with your brilliant wit. My keyboard and monitor propably do not like you so well though - It's gotten to the point where i make sure i swallow whatever fluid i have in my mouth before i read your posts

Here's some cool music for you to dance to,and thanks so much for just being your witty and wonderful self. To be able to bring a smile or howls of laughter to a gloomy day is a very precious quality,and you are an ATS Treasure.I see your gorgeous and fun friends again too-and is that your wife with you guys in the photo? Must be a hoot to hang out with you and crew









Or grab one of your lovely friends and jive to this. My son and i always did,when he was younger and we had more time.Starts slow then heats up

originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: intergalactic fire

If anyone's got any funny stories to tell about our friend, feel free to share!

Jokes rather than stories i guess and i'm pretty sure there's gonna be a small touch of Mason-humor attached to them.
Just a feeling.

Well let's start dancing...or not




Kinda boring these "rituals" no?

a reply to: intergalactic fire

Hey Raxoxane! Thanks for the music!!

intergalactic fire...Lol...jokes are great! Bring 'em on!

What I find funny might offend other people. I figure after almost 20,000 posts...he's talked to a LOT of people around here (and developed a...reputation?).
Like Raxoxane said, Augustus has cheered me up...made me laugh-cry...and taught me about the power of pasta, hehe...

Now I must dance.

a reply to: Raxoxane

It's a pleasure,Jacygirl,thank You for starting this very cool thread. Also it gave me the opportunity to gaze again upon the faces of Ruud van Rijn (top vid,24/7) and Ian Moss (Cold chisel)
Both of these guys have this effect on me,i involuntarily make that little "Aaaaaahh" sound that Saladfingers does when he touches a rusty spoon..and always make my 18yo daughter look at me severely and say:"Mother!! REALLY!!"

a reply to: Raxoxane

Hahahaha....I understand.
Mine is Roger Waters (Pink Floyd). He's 72 now, and I think he just keeps getting better with age!



"Augustus!!! Where are you??"
I think it's time for a drink.

originally posted by: intergalactic fire

originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: intergalactic fire

If anyone's got any funny stories to tell about our friend, feel free to share!

Jokes rather than stories i guess and i'm pretty sure there's gonna be a small touch of Mason-humor attached to them.
Just a feeling.

Well let's start dancing...or not

Kinda boring these "rituals" no?

if we had this kind of thing at meetings, I am sure the attendance would be much, much better.

a reply to: jacygirl

I can relate.A wise man too:
www.metrolyrics.com...

a reply to: Raxoxane

Whoa...weird. I'm actually watching the "In the Flesh" concert dvd right now. That song is next.


I'm going to have to leave the party shortly to run an errand.
If Mr. Masonicus hasn't arrived by the time I return...I shall have to hunt him down.
I suppose I can't blame him for being 'fashionably late' for a party that he isn't aware of, lol.

jacy

a reply to: bally001

Ah, so I'm not the only one who's had the "Dating Russian Women" ads lately. I have this passing interest in carbon dating people from various nations. I swear that's why i clicked on it. Now Masha wants me to send her $10,000 for me to date her.

Precongratulations Augustus. Hoping this thread is entertaining all day. I'm in sandbagging for next month mode, so hiding out on ATS instead of selling is the plan for the day.

Dancing?

With those legs!?


I know I've pissed off almost every Freemason here, but congratulations for being a cool dude.

a reply to: jacygirl

He is a Freemason, I pity the fool with his voluntary community service and Rotary and Lions club geek mates.

He keeps poor online company with the likes of Obamas golf caddie minion and quite frankly he simply has no friends here.

ever



BUT, despite what everyone says about him behind his back and when he's not looking, I disagree with them and reckon he's an alright bloke for a blonde with glasses.

a reply to: Sublimecraft

When I met him, he paid for the beer. Nuff said.

ETA: and he was wearing that hat too.

My first and recent encounter with him, was him threatening me with cannibalism.
I have since learned he is quite the renaissance man, and it is even possible he may have been joking.