This just in! 200 million job openings in STEM!

I don't know if any of you have heard but there's 200 million job opening in high paying career fields! That's right folks you heard it here first! The best part is there are many entry level positions starting at 32k a year! No longer will any Americans need to work at grocery stores, Home Depots, or flip burgers, work cash registers none of it! We no longer need any of those jobs! Awesome! Now everyone can go to college and be a computer programmer!

What an amazing time to be alive! Anyone who chooses to flip burgers or be a janitor is just a loser! We didn't need any of those positions filled anyway! That's what we have chimpanzees for!

Yay!

a reply to: onequestion

yes, gosh, amazing, i'm handing in my notice right now.

What is STEM?

Is STEM and acronym for something?

a reply to: Metallicus

Science. Technology, engineering, and math.

a reply to: Metallicus

Science technology engineering and math

originally posted by: Metallicus
What is STEM?



Is STEM and acronym for something?

Science, Technology, Engineering and Math.

That figure, 200 million, doesn't sound right. Where did you get it from?

a reply to: Junkheap

My source is...

Landofillusions.com

A trusted source where America gets most of its information from.

Ummmm link? Please? Or is this just you hearsay opinion.

a reply to: onequestion

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a reply to: ReadLeader

All of those facts will change overnight.

We live in amazing times!

All of those people un and underemployed will now be able to program robots!

New factory opening here in the spring. $25 an hour for production people. Laborer for me $20 lots of work out there the drug test is the biggest hurdle.

Better take em because the Indians will if you don't

a reply to: mikell

cough cough there are ways to pass any urine test...

Is this the Umbrella Corporation, lol?

Not any one company just the STEM field.

Mostly Weaponology… Yay

originally posted by: onequestion
I don't know if any of you have heard but there's 200 million job opening in high paying career fields! That's right folks you heard it here first! The best part is there are many entry level positions starting at 32k a year! No longer will any Americans need to work at grocery stores, Home Depots, or flip burgers, work cash registers none of it! We no longer need any of those jobs! Awesome! Now everyone can go to college and be a computer programmer!

What an amazing time to be alive! Anyone who chooses to flip burgers or be a janitor is just a loser! We didn't need any of those positions filled anyway! That's what we have chimpanzees for!

Yay!

Are you comparing people who work at these jobs to chimpanzees? That would be very arrogant and idiotic and immature of you.

originally posted by: Justaposter

originally posted by: onequestion
I don't know if any of you have heard but there's 200 million job opening in high paying career fields! That's right folks you heard it here first! The best part is there are many entry level positions starting at 32k a year! No longer will any Americans need to work at grocery stores, Home Depots, or flip burgers, work cash registers none of it! We no longer need any of those jobs! Awesome! Now everyone can go to college and be a computer programmer!

What an amazing time to be alive! Anyone who chooses to flip burgers or be a janitor is just a loser! We didn't need any of those positions filled anyway! That's what we have chimpanzees for!

Yay!

Are you comparing people who work at these jobs to chimpanzees? That would be very arrogant and idiotic and immature of you.

Oops ner'mind. I get it bwahahaha

a reply to: onequestion

Of Course also those were from 2012.

"We need STEM graduates to stay here," Litan says "Give them green cards. We need massive entrepreneurship visas."

Immigration Is A Four-Letter Word… Spelled S-T-E-M

a reply to: ReadLeader

Well that's because there's 200 million job openings and we have to recruit brave souls from India to work for less money!

Grant more visas!

originally posted by: mikell
New factory opening here in the spring. $25 an hour for production people. Laborer for me $20 lots of work out there the drug test is the biggest hurdle.

Better take em because the Indians will if you don't

Yeah ok lol.

YEAH ,I went to the Art Instituie in Denver.
THEY said 80% employment.
THEY also said they had tutors .