ATS Match Makers

a reply to: SomeDumbBroad
a reply to: dude200181

Two recent threads compelled me to revive this one and help these lost souls find true happiness. Or at least lead to more humorous situations we can gleefully follow.

I propose to match up My first dating disaster (SomeDumbBroad) and I never had a girlfriend (dude200181).

SDB is, like all women, just a simple but complicated girl looking for, well, a first date. One that does not end in her 'challenge date' passing out after smoking copious amounts of marijuana and leaving her to chug whiskey to console herself while secured in an upstairs bedroom. Her edgy personality and perpetually surprised expression make her the perfect companion to someone who never had a companion.

Meanwhile, Dude is looking for anything that will fog a mirror. SDB qualifies.

I wish you two a long and happy life together where you produce small, socially-unadjusted versions of yourself.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

LOL. It's so good...

a reply to: geezlouise

So who are we gonna match you up with? Never mind, I think I figured it out...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Chain me up in your basement, make me your victim. GOD YES, I'M YOURS!

Pay attention to the above post fellas. I am offering self help techniques for all you hard up fools.

Well, since this thread got bumped I might as well match a few people up.

They say Birds of a feather flock together so I'm gonna put our sweet and lovely TNMockingbird who is NOT an alcoholic with the straight talking, no bull**** Grainofsand who is, by the way, also NOT an alcoholic.

Hopefully they never drink and drive and we hear about a Brentrance, not a Brexit.

I'd offer dating tips if there were still malt shops and sock hops.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'd offer dating tips if there were still malt shops and sock hops.

I bet you looked amazing before electricity.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Before my wife and I were married, we once held hands in public. True story, bro.

I'm no saying we've been married long. but our marriage license is written on papyrus.

a reply to: DBCowboy

"we once held hands in public" Eww cooties.

originally posted by: Autorico
a reply to: DBCowboy

"we once held hands in public" Eww cooties.

We weren't even chaperoned. But we were "edgy" back then.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Like "her ankles were showing" kind of edgy?

originally posted by: Autorico
a reply to: DBCowboy

Like "her ankles were showing" kind of edgy?

HEY!

SHE WASN'T A "SOILED DOVE"!

Sorry for shouting.

a reply to: DBCowboy

It's ok, I was out of line.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Now that I have finally been 'matched', I feel sort of bad for those who have not.

In my timeline (the internet imaginary fantasy world) everyone finds that one special person that they just 'click' with.

For example, I would put Buzzy and DBCowboy (two of my absolute favorite folks!) together because not only do opposites attract (some say!) but that can make for some spectacular fireworks!

And who doesn't love fireworks?!

a reply to: TNMockingbird

Oh no she dinnit!!!

a reply to: TNMockingbird

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: TNMockingbird

I never knew you had a video of that.

They are still fun to play with today!

a reply to: TNMockingbird

That was actually a video I did for a job interview (Fox News)

Hannity finally beat me out though.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: TNMockingbird
That was actually a video I did for a job interview (Fox News)
Hannity finally beat me out though.

Ah! That's terrible!

Roger hired me immediately after my interview.

My video/interview was a little different though.