Someone doesnt like poker, page 1

posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 12:05 AM

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When i was a kid, my Uncle told me a story; "Three sat at a table, with cards on their hands, one of them raised and the other said;" you are bluffing! I am going all in". The third just looked at them both and said;" i dont play poker nor kids play" Lit the table on fire and left the room. The two others stood and watched;" What just happened" One of them asked the other. "Im not sure, but i think its game over"

Wide-Eyes

posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 12:12 AM

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a reply to: rajas

Is there a moral to this story?

darkbake

posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 12:17 AM

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a reply to: rajas

It is hard to light a table on fire with just a lighter, he must have poured gasoline on it first.

rajas

posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 12:20 AM

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a reply to: Wide-Eyes

Ask my uncle

and14263

posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 02:08 AM

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a reply to: rajas

Once I was playing poker and burped, I blew the burp away from people to stop it offending them as I had been eating garlic, as I blew someone's cards fell of the table.

Kangaruex4Ewe

posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 02:09 AM

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originally posted by: and14263
a reply to: rajas

Once I was playing poker and burped, I blew the burp away from people to stop it offending them as I had been eating garlic, as I blew someone's cards fell of the table.

But if you blew away from them, how did the cards fall off the table?

Evidence!! I need evidence!

edit on 11/10/2015 by Kangaruex4Ewe because: (no reason given)

hopenotfeariswhatweneed

posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 02:11 AM

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Since we are sharing poker stories once i was a game at the local club and i got so drunk i spilled my full beer over the entire table and wet everyone cards including mine...

hutch622

posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 02:14 AM

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a reply to: rajas

2 little kids were fishing on a wharf , feet in the water , and an old man came by and said , careful a shark might bite you toes off . One of the kids replied , that's OK , my dad has a typewriter . Hope that helps .

Phage

posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 02:17 AM

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What's the difference between a duck?

Bybyots

posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 02:20 AM

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a reply to: and14263