Most Embarrassing Google Search Terms Per State

originally posted by: Jonzie
*sighs* Alabama, even our most embarrassing Google searches are boring.😒

True, but at least, once again, we can say thank God for Mississippi.....

murica

I never thought about it before, you know... But where is the internet?

originally posted by: warpig69
Nick Nolte, Come on Nebraskans, what are you thinking?

Nick Nolte is from Nebraska.
I know this, because so am I. We went to the same high school (not at the same time.)

originally posted by: Aldakoopa
I never thought about it before, you know... But where is the internet?

All around you.. Like a NET!!! Going to get caught soon.

Crap, my girlfriend and I have been talking about moving to Montana. There is something wrong with sandals and socks, but I also kind of get it.

a reply to: Domo1

no.. No... NO!!

please don't do it..

hahaha

Ok you can if you want.. But you have to really want it.. Not sure you can come back from that.

Man, reading this made me realize I am freaking horrible with geography. Just absurdly bad.

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

I'm from Ohio and I have never googled "bath salts". I usually google por..., uh porcupines

a reply to: mymymy

I remember the good ol' days before my Googling got weirdly specific. To be young again.

I usually google BB... BBQ, yes, that's it.

I don't believe it. At first I thought it's a joke but it could be just a junky algorhythm of a junky app.

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

Lolz! My home state is interested in magic lessons.

Well, it's more promising then average penis size!

a reply to: Domo1

Nylons probably top the list now.

Sandles and socks in WA, ah no kidding, because it's cold and wet more often than not... or used to be.

Hacky Sack, Bronies, Furries where do the Hipsters of the Inland West find iphone connections!

Jones in MT, surely not far behind from the iphone user search results in the rest of the area.

Limp Bizkit in North Dakota? No wonder why the cops want to drone.

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

I care not what they search for.

As long as they keep using Google, and ignore the man behind the curtain.

Mwahahaha

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

I'm not embarrassed by Michigan at all.

We don't put up with BS here and most people I know despise pyramid schemes. When people I know tell me they have something they want me to see, or they need an hour of my time to show me a great opportunity; I ask them what company they are representing, then I google something like "new pyramid schemes" or MLM's.

Well at least Texas isn't as bad as some other states.

Whew.

I was fully expecting some stuff I probably couldn't type here.

I'm actually surprised none of the states had a search related to weight loss.

I can definitely say, as an Iowan that us Googling "According to Jim" is not the most embarrassing thing we look up. I'm sure corn fetishes rate higher on there...ask my ex girlfriend. Those people in the central and western part of the state are crazy I tell ya!