Most Embarrassing Google Search Terms Per State

You know those quirky, odd, kind of scary state laws that are still on the books in every state? This is kind of like that but different. Same difference?

You are sitting at home alone pondering the intricacies of the universe while waiting for your meatloaf to finish cooking, or you are laying in bed for the second night straight with nyan cat music running through your head incessantly when all of the sudden your brain throws you a curve ball... You know what I'm talking about. The curve ball that will not allow you to entertain any other thought or do anything else productive until you find the answer you seek.

How do I know that you know what I'm talking about? Because it seems like everyone does the same thing and some of us Google some of the most embarrassing, odd things.

Here we have a compilation by state of which terms we search for that we (they feel) should be embarrassed to admit to.

Check it out....

Every U.S. state has its own unique interests and curiosities, and that’s especially true when it comes to internet searches. To highlight those differences we here at the real estate search site Estately dug through 11 years of Google search data to see which terms users in each state Googled more than any other. Each of these terms was selected because we deemed them particularly embarrassing or shameful.

While each state was unique we found there were some geographical trends. The Pacific and Mountain West are lands filled with nerds, the South is insecure about its manhood, states in the Appalachian Mountains are concerned about various vermin on their bodies, and the Midwest has terrible taste in movies. Strangely, only Delaware was relatively free of embarrassing search terms, which is obviously a red flag that our study is flawed.

What does your state Google more than anything else??

Where do I hail from you ask??

VIRGINIA: Redskins Facts / Jonas Brothers (band) / Avril Lavigne (music artist) / Virginia sucks / Is Virginia for lovers? / armpit (image search)

Analysis: Is Virginia for lovers? It is provided you’re into armpits and bad music.

And no... I did not search for armpit.

You can see more here including a full list - blog.estately.com...

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

Nobody lives in Delaware.

Nick Nolte, Come on Nebraskans, what are you thinking?

Interesting article, thank you for sharing.

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

I might move to the state where people mostly think about lion hunting (???) or maybe magic lessons. No need to be ashamed of either of those. Nicholas Cage, however.... shame on you.

originally posted by: greencmp
a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

Nobody lives in Delaware.

They had one for you as well.

DELAWARE: Newark girls

Analysis: If you from outside Delaware the worst way to to impress girls from Newark is to tell them about all the weird stuff people in your state look up on the internet.

It just wasn't as bad as all of ours.

a reply to: beansidhe

Lol! You could have gotten pajama jeans or where is the internet....

It can always be worse.

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: greencmp
a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

Nobody lives in Delaware.

They had one for you as well.

DELAWARE: Newark girls

Analysis: If you from outside Delaware the worst way to to impress girls from Newark is to tell them about all the weird stuff people in your state look up on the internet.

It just wasn't as bad as all of ours.

Have you been to Newark?

I kid I kid. The airport is very nice.

Illinois - "Is WWE fake"

Really? Sure Virginia, hugely muscled men can beat the crap out of each other for 20 minutes and then get up and just walk away, with no bruising, no cuts, their pretty faces intact and shiny muscles rippling as they stroll away.

The depth of stupidity never ceases to amaze me.

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

My tin foil hat tells me that Nic cage wants an eyebrow piercing.

Either that or Nicolas Cage plays hacky sack with furries, or the furries play hacky sack with Alex Jones.

Or maybe Nicolas and Alex sit down and watch 'According to Jim' while debating Mens rights at dinner, which happens to be the McDonalds secret menu.

Now you've done it Roo, I don't think I can restrain myself.

a reply to: Thecakeisalie

For the love of all that is holy don't leave out the Bronies!!!

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

The Bronies might have internet addiction; they might've watched the Expendables 3 one too many times.

Or maybe they used an Ice recipe for penis enlargement when all they had to do was look at Miss Cleo. That might explain the deflated balls.

I'm getting some pajama jeans and heading to West Virginia (mountain momma, take me home, country roads) for a chastity belt because I don't want to catch the scabies when I finally settle in Kentucky.

Whats with the meth recipe, casserole recipe and penis enlargement being within 200 miles of each other?

LOL - youze yanks crack me up.

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

Is WWE fake? I dunno, you had better ask Limp Bizkit; They are into sandals and socks and I'm sure Nick Nolte would back them up. After all he is a Man that knows how to Vajazzle to the soundtrack of 'The Hot Chick.'

As Donald Trump once quoted "Romance Novels are the bath salts of Bigfoot."

I'm loving this thread.

LOOOL.

"is WWE fake" and "where is the internet"...

My personal favorites.

a reply to: Sublimecraft

Really? I thought you would've packed your dog clothes and headed to Arby's. Maybe you picked up some scabies along the way and asked you if you believed Obama was American.

But what do scabies know, they believe Ashley Madison is a pyramid scheme.

I wonder how young people are nowadays that search stuff?

They may not know history as taught but can use a cell phone to do searches on the crap they saw last night on TV.

I have a hard time believing 99% of those but Texas and Jade Helm I can get behind.

Jude

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

NORTH CAROLINA: Where is the internet? / Nicholas Sparks

Analysis: ???

I'm not embarrassed.
Made me laugh though.

*sighs* Alabama, even our most embarrassing Google searches are boring.😒

Utah & Illanois went Full R#.


Wtf, Wyoming?