Report: Active shooter at Navy Yard

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originally posted by: Rocker2013
I know this is now over but I feel compelled to add this here. The reporting on things like this in the US is INSANE.

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AMERICA IN CRISIS: IS HYSTERICAL NEWS REPORTING CAUSING MASS HYSTERIA?

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GIRL TWEETS PIC WITH FOOTBALL TEAM CAPTAIN, MAKES BOYFRIEND JEALOUS

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Yeah, it's kind of a tradition in the U.S.

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