if you could ask an alien 1question what would it be

originally posted by: jalmo1
"what time is it?"

That should lead to an interesting discussion about the concept of "time" in general.

What if its hammer time?

Can you please take me with you?

If you go to the edge of space what does it look like, and if you go beyond the edge can you disobey every law of physics without consequences.

Hey bro, you want to smoke this with me?
It's out of this world yo.

originally posted by: rebellion7
If by some chance i met an alien the 1 question most on my mind that i would ask them would be how could i unlock my brains full potential. What would your question be

What is the meaning of life?

I'd ask him:
"What do you get if you multiply six by nine?"

If he answers "Forty two", then that will confirm my suspicion that something is fundamentally wrong with the universe.


[Thanks to Douglas Adams for my paraphrasing]

a reply to: rebellion7

What if the Alien tells you they have no idea wtf you are talking about because they do not have one? Okay, I'll play your silly game, since most people would probably crap their pants and run...I would ask them what the hell took you so long to show up, I have been waiting for a ride?

a reply to: Nyiah

I second that. If they taste like bacon...no matter what they look like. Bacon all the way!

Assuming they can speak my language.. I'd ask if they could please confirm a few of my suspicions about existence, and if my assumptions were wrong, if they would be so kind as to show me the err of my ways..

I thought y'all liked to be called undocumented immigrants?

Do you have a green card?

Do you know of a way I can live forever?

What interesting information has anal probing revealed and whether he enjoys giving them ?

I'd ask, "Can I come with?"

a reply to: rebellion7

Have you ever heard of Jesus..........I bet the answer would be....NO.

Did you guys create us?

I would tell them:

We earthlings are afraid of all things we don't understand. Only time will tell if they will accept you as a friend or as an enemy.
Offer my hand & explain how the world CAN be a wonderful place.

I would ask them to give us time to show them that not all humans are horrible people.

Something along those lines ayway.

"are you here for business or pleasure?"

a reply to: rebellion7

What's up with anal probing?

I mean you travel the stars so you can stick something up in my a$$....Pretty messed up

originally posted by: Shamrock6
"What's up with the anal probing?"

I answered without reading the comments,then I saw your comments and was like,yup that was the first thing on my mind LMFAO

Can I Probe You?