if you could ask an alien 1question what would it be

If by some chance i met an alien the 1 question most on my mind that i would ask them would be how could i unlock my brains full potential. What would your question be

a reply to: rebellion7

Some say meditation is the way to contact with them, try it.

My question would be: Could You give me cure for all diseases?

a reply to: rebellion7

It would be something like:

"Hello! What's your name? You have come a long way I am guessing, so can I offer you some lunch, a drink? Do you need somewhere to bathe?"

Wonder is no excuse for poor form.

"Mr-Ms-Other Alien, what do you use for recreational chemicals... would they work on my Earthly biology ... aaaand have any samples?" would be my pertinent questions.

Otherwise, maybe "Wth, with such a glorious, vast universe, are you doing HERE?!

Easy:

"Where is your ship?"

What was Jesus like?

"What's up with the anal probing?"

Why ?

originally posted by: rebellion7
If by some chance i met an alien the 1 question most on my mind that i would ask them would be how could i unlock my brains full potential. What would your question be

Why? What if you were a manned mission to Ceres where we discovered a city, and you opened the space ship door and this grey little fella came up and said, how do I unlock my brains full potential?

You would say mate I'm an astronaut not an effing doctor.

I would ask it if it knew any planets like earth that were uninhabited and if it could take me there.

Are you going to probe me .

I'd ask the alien, "Why the *bleep* are you here? Aren't there more interesting places to go to?"

Me personally "can I come with you for a year or two?"

Or what this lady asked her alien.

"You remembered to bring the beer, right?"

"If you've really been watching us for eons, ya got any idea why so many humans make turkeys look smart?"

I bet the answer I get is inbreeding...

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"What took you so long?"

a reply to: Forensick

I don't have my glasses on & I have a hell of a nasty cold. At least I caught the one word I missed rewriting the end of that sentence. Most of the time, I type lightning fast keeping up with the speed of my thoughts, and make plenty of similar "how'd that get there?" misplaced word errors.

My question would be this: Do you have a god and if so/not how or in what way could that help us?

Do you taste nice?.

originally posted by: boymonkey74
Do you taste nice?.

If they taste like bacon, they're doomed.