Banter between Aussies,Americans and Brits :D.

a reply to: grainofsand

lol they sell $2 pregnancy tests here

and $1 a flop

a reply to: MimiSia

'Poundland' sells pregnancy tests these days...for...urm...a pound

*Edit*
$1 a flop?
I expect a flip and a flop for £1.00!

a reply to: grainofsand

lol

made me go into a song

thanks GOD for exchange rate!!!!!!

is stubbornness a UK thing?

lol lived in UK and no thanks

originally posted by: MimiSia
a reply to: grainofsand

lol

made me go into a song

thanks GOD for exchange rate!!!!!!

Haha, how about What will 1 hour of work at minimum wage buy in your country?, I could buy 6 and a half pairs of flip-flops for an hour working in the UK at minimum wage. How many can you buy?
...although I'm assuming such essential items are subsidised by the Oz government?

is stubbornness a UK thing?

Nope, it's a me thing

a reply to: Denoli That is the funniest thing I have ever read!

This is not a joke but an observation. When you listen to the difference between kiwi accents and ozzy accents, I have decided it is because of the bird life. Oz is full of harsh sounding parrots hence the harsh ozzy accent and nz bird life is more light and fluffy, it's hard to write sounds but I hope you get what I mean. Anyway I love yous all not matter where you come from.

'i'll just leave this here

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on a lonesome Texas prarie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.

The first one says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands."

The second cowboy can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen-foot rattlesnake slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."

The third cowboy remained silent, silently stirring the coals with his hands.

Ag, bleddie hell, they forgot about us South "Efricens".

A Van der Merwe joke: Happy Birthday Boet (bro).

Happy Birthday, Boet!
"Hello, is this the SAP?" (South African Police)
"e-yes. What you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Fanie van der Merwe! He is hiding dagga (marijuana) inside his firewood."
"e-yes ... Thank you for your co-opershun and informashun in combatting crime and violence, in our society ser."

The next day, the SAP descended on Fanie's house. They search the braai lapa (BBQ area) where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they chop open every piece of wood, but find no dagga. They shout and swear at Fanie and leave.

"Hey, Fanie! Did the SAP come?"
"Ja"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"....Ja....."

"Happy Birthday Boet!"

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a reply to: zazzafrazz

that is s wrong ;D

a reply to: boymonkey74

USA boys DOUBLE TROUBLE

a reply to: grainofsand

UK boys

Aussie mate

USA GIRL SO DANGEROUS

UK

Aussie

a reply to: boymonkey74

One day A Pom, A Yank, and an Aussie walked into a pub together. They each proceeded buy a pint of VB and just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their Beers. The Pom pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The Yank fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Aussie picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the Glass, yelling... "SPIT IT OUT, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!"
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An Aboriginal, a Pom, an overweight Yank, a NZ Maori, a Kiwi, a Tasmanian disabled person, an elderly person from Latvia, a Swedish blonde, a German, an Italian, a drunk Irishman, a Pole, a Greek, an Indian, a Canadian politician, an Afro-American, a Mexican, a Dutchman, an arrogant Frenchman, a Brazillian, an Ethiopian, a Turk, a Jap, a Chinaman, a Russian, an Indonesian, a Malaysian, a Cambodian, a Birmese and a Vietnamese all went together to an upmarket nightclub.
The bouncer said, sorry guys, I can't let you in without a Thai.
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A Yank lawyer and a blonde Aussie woman are sitting next to each other on the plane from Cairns to Perth.
That's a very long flight so in the end the lawyer decides to make some conversation and asks the blonde if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention, and- to keep him quiet- she agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

A Kim Kardishian evacuation..I think? advisory sign at Tokyo airport,

a reply to: jtrenthacker

ok that was freaky

how do you know so much