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originally posted by: beezzer
I figured it out folks.
Find out what will decrease your life by 50 years, then just do the opposite!
BWAHAhAhAhAhAHAHAHAHAhAhAHA
originally posted by: KnightLight
a reply to: rickymouse
coffee seems to make me more healthy.
Guess it's the antioxidants.
originally posted by: rickymouse
originally posted by: KnightLight
a reply to: rickymouse
coffee seems to make me more healthy.
Guess it's the antioxidants.
Coffee is a methyl donor which donates methyl to a variety of different necessary processes in the body. Too much coffee, just grab something with hot in it, nitrogens neutralizes the methyl.
Coffee also has caffeic acids in it that help the body live with the beneficial microbes within our bodies. It neutralizes their toxic byproducts. Coffee also has many antioxidants, but I do not believe in half the crap they say about antioxidants. Too many antioxidants is not good for us. I think they are trying to get us to believe the foods they put on our foods to keep them looking fresh is good for us. It isn't, and many of these chemicals are antioxidants.
The methyl of caffeine can be exceptionally good for some people while making others anxious.
originally posted by: reldra
Alas, poor Volvo! And before she could the the secret out. It is a cruel, cruel universe.
originally posted by: usernameconspiracy
Well, the world has about a million different ways to give the symbolic middle finger to your 50 years of prolonged life. Unless it involves complete protection against sudden highway tire blowouts, people running red lights, tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, all forms of transportation disasters, drowning, stray bullet, etc., your exciting news doesn't mean jack.
originally posted by: rickymouse
You forgot texting and following the GPS instructions when driving. The screwed up instructions can give you a heart attack or stroke or cause you to get involved in road rage with another driver using the GPS to try to find where they are going.