I am the Anti-Christ

a reply to: tadaman

Hay Tadaman,
That was a most compassionate post and shames me. You should have cookies and flags.
Count me in Anti Christ. PM me if you wish.

Flags to Tad

originally posted by: MonkeyFishFrog
Excuse me, Mr. Anti-Christ, sir. Could I get the numbers for this Friday's Lotto Max draw in Canada? Got student loan to pay off and it would be mighty helpful in my plight.

Thank you.

Dude, if you win. Can you get me a shirt that says " I visited Canada" ??? Thanks bro.and Good Luck!

...Double Post...

originally posted by: gottaknow
a reply to: ItVibrates

As a 45 year old human male virgin, my preferences would be left-to-right on the throat and I dunno, maybe dental floss for the stitching? I mean at least it's minty-fresh after all.

You busy tonight? Bring round some dental floss and your sexy 45yo virgin self and we could have some fun /jokes

a reply to: falucho05

At first glance i almost dismissed this thread, yet i read on and if anything your reply's have intrigued me more than the original thread.
firstly can i ask what degree's you hold at present ?

also your responses remind me of a disclosure a while back and i would ask if you are of the same group?

lastly can i inquire as to how you know of your past lives ? was this taught? remembered? etc....

To all those with instant ridicule
While i do understand your skepticism (which is healthy) to instantly disregard and judge is not healthy, if your mind is shut off from the possibility it will not matter if it's the truth you still will not see.

Hey anti-christ guy...I'll trade you my soul for 6 little winning numbers...what you say? Gonna help me out?

i would like to dedicate a song to the OP..

Nick Cave-Red Right Hand

go listen..fits perfectly!

a reply to: falucho05

Well, better you than me.

Would you mind telling your gang-banger demons to quit attacking me. Thanks in advance.

And all you psyop a-holes monitoring ATS for targets, no use coming after me anymore. I'm no threat.

👣

Looks like he is gone for now..maybe he will resurface in 2027.. in a Chinese Lantern??

originally posted by: openyourmind1262
Hey anti-christ guy...I'll trade you my soul for 6 little winning numbers...what you say? Gonna help me out?

Careful. You didn't say "winning numbers for a future lottery" or what the winning numbers had to be. So I could just give you 6 winning numbers (scores) from NBA games last weekend or winning lottery numbers from a month ago.

Then "your soul would be mine" and I'd have you do my bidding forever LOL

NOTE: I read the entire thread & have a serious perspective on it, but meh

In reality there is no anti christ. There is only God and his angels, the enemy the devil and his angels and they are all men. The devil wants to remain in power so obviously they want to trick people into thinking that the people that is literally about to crush them are the bad people. They really want to deceive as many people as possible to get crushed with them.

originally posted by: research100
a reply to: Puppylove

oh, you should have continued your thread title "I am the anti christ" with "ask me anything!!!!!"

seriously...pics or it's not true

Yeah I kind of thought that's where it was going to go too. Another AMA thread.

Never mind.....

originally posted by: Aleister

originally posted by: research100
a reply to: Puppylove

oh, you should have continued your thread title "I am the anti christ" with "ask me anything!!!!!"

Would have been classic.

Anti-Christ (I almost wrote Anti-Freeze), do you have any predictions for the March Madness Championship Game? Can you do miracles, or bake bread? These are my questions three.

Shouldn't one of those questions have been...What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

I done a ouiji board when I was younger...it spelled moloch. The last person (ive done some research) possessed by him, was Hitler...You can not be the anti-Christ.

I AM THE ANTICHRIST!

originally posted by: falucho05
I am destined to become the so called anti-christ. I have been a Mason for already 5 lifetimes. I have jewish bloodline. I have always said I will become the emperor of this World. I have always envisioned the abolishment of religions. I have been a World leader for many many lifetimes already and have prepared this World to what's to come. I seek a one World Government and I shall become it's figure. I am under ET vigilance and protected, currently locked in a faraway land, somewhere I am unknown. I did not want to accept my destiny, but today I embrace it. Don't fear me, I will not cause pain and war, nor I seek your praise. I will prepare humanity for its real purpose in the cosmos, I will create a new beginning and theism will cease to exist. It will be the right time for some to wake up, and others will live in ignorance forever. I will be killed but not in a war, but by those who are controlling the world today. I just want to return the order of things as they should be. Today, we are living a lie. So, wait for me in 2027.

i'm sorry sweetheart, my MIL already declared that *I* am the anti-christ.

I think I am wasting my time on this forum....I was hoping to get noticed by some secret societies who may keep an eye on this forum but I doubt they will notice me!

originally posted by: gell1234
I think I am wasting my time on this forum....I was hoping to get noticed by some secret societies who may keep an eye on this forum but I doubt they will notice me!

hahahahahaha

originally posted by: AutumnWitch657

originally posted by: Aleister

originally posted by: research100
a reply to: Puppylove

oh, you should have continued your thread title "I am the anti christ" with "ask me anything!!!!!"

Would have been classic.

Anti-Christ (I almost wrote Anti-Freeze), do you have any predictions for the March Madness Championship Game? Can you do miracles, or bake bread? These are my questions three.

Shouldn't one of those questions have been...What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

An African or European swallow?