I am the Anti-Christ

a reply to: falucho05

I heard Dick Cheney is pretty close.

He's often compared to Darth Vader.

a reply to: falucho05

are you a ladino descendant who went crazy from his families constant indoctrination with "family heritage" that you cant brag about to others or even talk about....so you chose to rebel and out of spite adopted the Anti christ thing?

I am more of a christ and anti christ than you.

I challenge you to a christ off......I will make the winds blow your soul to the place that lingers over the water and draw your light to the surface so as to blind you.

When your belly fills with air I will unleash my sacred arrow into you and make you to burst.

I just brought it.....step up!

I just won my turn of this christ off...

ha

Excuse me, Mr. Anti-Christ, sir. Could I get the numbers for this Friday's Lotto Max draw in Canada? Got student loan to pay off and it would be mighty helpful in my plight.

Thank you.

originally posted by: research100
a reply to: Puppylove

oh, you should have continued your thread title "I am the anti christ" with "ask me anything!!!!!"

Would have been classic.

Anti-Christ (I almost wrote Anti-Freeze), do you have any predictions for the March Madness Championship Game? Can you do miracles, or bake bread? These are my questions three.

a reply to: tadaman

I will make this a cold summer for the Northern Hemisphere and a hot winter for the South. I will make 7 earthquakes and 5 big storms in a year from now. Let's do that.

a reply to: Aleister

I do bake bread. Miracles, I haven't tried, have you got any requests? Let me know, and I might be able to do so. Only if you sell your soul to me, I crave for it.

a reply to: MonkeyFishFrog

try 5 18 6 59 15

a reply to: falucho05

Seven earthquakes? The earth has more than seven earthquakes before breakfast. Christ could do seven earthquakes standing on his head.

a reply to: falucho05

Um... thanks... but the draw is 7 numbers between 1 and 49.

a reply to: Aleister

Well, the Christ is not real, it is invented by you people.

a reply to: MonkeyFishFrog

Look, you asked for numbers, numbers you got.

originally posted by: falucho05
I will make this a cold summer for the Northern Hemisphere and a hot winter for the South. I will make 7 earthquakes and 5 big storms in a year from now. Let's do that.

Awesome, standard statement from people thinking they are predicting the future.
At some point over the next year something will happen somewhere either to or because of someone.

a reply to: tadaman

No, although my family are ladinos...By the way, I am a fallen angel myself, since you know about this, It'd be cool if you could help me clear out some memories I have. If you are interested, I will share with you all I know, we could do it through private message. I am being serious about this.

a reply to: falucho05

I have always said I will become the emperor of this World.

Tilt. You gonna do that, but haven't yet. Every Empire has failed, you' will only succeed in killing off a large swath of people and burning everything down.

You mad bro?

a reply to: opethPA

1 in California, 1 in Guam, 1 in Sumatra, 1 in Peru, 2 in Chile, 1 in China.

1 hurricane in the caribbean
2 Typhoons
1 Mega storm in Argentina
1 Mega storm in Australia

Happy?

a reply to: intrptr

7 years and I'll be killed. I know it.

a reply to: falucho05

But they are numbers that don't help me. Oh well. Better luck next time with your successor.

a reply to: MonkeyFishFrog

6 23 15 45 12 33 28

a reply to: falucho05


let me know how I can help

a reply to: falucho05

I'll try them this week and report back. /o.o