Bacon: Gods Gift To The Universe

Several threads this morning (several rather serious threads, one about politics & UFOs) began several off topic discussions about bacon.

This made me realize how necessary this thread truly was. Where every post about bacon can be nothing but ON TOPIC!
Finally, a loophole in the T&Cs!

I will start by saying that
Irish Bacon > Regular (American?) Bacon

Bacon is vile chunks of a vile creature...

a reply to: CharlieSpeirs

Shut your filthy mouth right now. Swearing is not allowed on ATS.

Can't believe you dissed the almighty bacon! Shame on you!

i love Bacon, it used to make my weekend, between soft bread and brown sauce, with a nice cup of tea.....

that was before i needed to loose weight, and Bacon was off the menu,

been 3 months now........ god i miss it.

S&F for you.

originally posted by: CharlieSpeirs
Bacon is vile chunks of a vile creature...

God hates anyone who doesn't eat bacon. It's in the apocrypha.

a reply to: Eunuchorn

Irish bacon, American bacon, Canukian bacon, whatever, it's all good!

Bacon, it's what's for dinner!

S&F. Shoulda thrown in a beer reference too though...

Raise your hand if you enjoy BLT's for dinner.

BTW, thrown a slice of Avocado on your BLT. Sweet mother of God is that good!

Mmmm I love crispy bacon sarnies with brown HP source too. My mate used to make jerk pork with jamacan seasoning that was a mouth hot experience.

Love me bacon I do.

originally posted by: KawRider9
Raise your hand if you enjoy BLT's for dinner.

BTW, thrown a slice of Avocado on your BLT. Sweet mother of God is that good!

^ this was the 11th commandment

originally posted by: CharlieSpeirs
Bacon is vile chunks of a vile creature...

Not if you wrap it in bacon. Just sayin.

originally posted by: EnigmaAgent
Mmmm I love crispy bacon sarnies with brown HP source too. My mate used to make jerk pork with jamacan seasoning that was a mouth hot experience.

Love me bacon I do.

With this kind of lingo, you probably think Irish Bacon is Regular Bacon, lol

a reply to: network dude

I seriously just laughed out loud!

And on the seventh day, God said "LET THERE BE BACON!

a reply to: CharlieSpeirs

If we were on the playground id punch you! Only teasing mate.

Well if you don't like bacon you can at least maybe appreciate this clip of Jim Gaffigan on Youtube

Bacon Comedy

originally posted by: CharlieSpeirs
Bacon is vile chunks of a vile creature...

Im fairly certain that if ATS had an anti star button by tomoz that post right there would have earned you the distinction of having the highest ever anti-starred post.

I appreciate and even respect the no booze thing but I really do feel sorry for my Muslim friends who will never experience the wonder and delight that is a bacon and cheese sandwich.

Yet another example of why religions need to be removed from Humanity

Fair enough, I see I'm an outcast for my proclamation


But heed my warning from the Almighty...


From near & afar...


You swine eaters are all gonna end up with worms...

just to clarify....

not this:



but this:



in case any members where confused

a reply to: Phatdamage

I LOVE BACON & PORK WITH CRACKLING HOWEVER PLEASE WATCH THIS DISGUSTING VIDEO, there are no animals being shown as cruelty to pigs in this horrific video filmed by a drone on a pig farm [url=http://www.factoryfarmdrones.com]

The movie Tremors just took on a much deeper meaning for me.

a reply to: Phatdamage

a reply to: Eunuchorn

am i wrong in thinking, i wonder if you could make bacon out of a graboid?

a reply to: PlanetxIsComing

Hey bro, go set up your wall!


Bacon.
(had to stay on topic)