The crappest song in the world according to you?

i apologize on behalf of the UK for this "song"

maybe this its pretty crap

a reply to: Rodinus

i may have some familial responsibility for that one, my Mum was primary teacher for those chimps.

a reply to: Rodinus

Agreed! I love The Cramps and many psycho/rockabilly bands but Human Fly never caught on with me.

a reply to: urbanghost

I'm commissioning the Royal Mail to send you a barrel of Chlorpromezine as we speak.

a reply to: Rodinus
Jump by vanhalen. I freaking hate synths

a reply to: aightism2

i did not go the full hour, but the first minute was pretty good. Reminded me of this.

a reply to: skalla

Back in the day one of my friends used to get bands to play at his house every weekend from all over the country. Mostly just underground type people but others you would know..

There was some really bad stuff I half remember, haha..

There is a thing called "Noise Bands"





Or

Unicorn basement?




I actually have a unicorn basement shirt haha.





Some of the stuff was bad and good at the same time like math the band..

a reply to: iamhobo


You win.

a reply to: KnightLight

I quite enjoyed skimming Noise Nomads, but then i actually genuinely think The Buttholes are an all time great band

Hmm, but Unicorn Basement?? Do you wear that T-Shirt in public?

this is pretty crap, but also brings some happy memories

originally posted by: Rodinus
Anyone remember these two? :

or this :

Crap?

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Those bring back memories. Back then, Max Headroom was one of the few programs worth watching.
I thought this was the worst Art of Noise video.



That "19" video reminds me of Sam Ridgeway's Camouflage.



But the crappest video must be Musical Youth and Pass the Duchy. At the time they were interviewed, "Duchy" was the term used for the school truant inspector:

this?

a reply to: ZetaRediculian

Was that meant to rubbish or something? I grooved to it and i haven't taken any drugs for at least a few days.

Skunkape posted this in a similar thread a few weeks back. I liked it.

originally posted by: skalla
a reply to: KnightLight

I quite enjoyed skimming Noise Nomads, but then i actually genuinely think The Buttholes are an all time great band

Hmm, but Unicorn Basement?? Do you wear that T-Shirt in public?

Of course haha. It's a pretty awesome shirt. I'm into not being so serious. Makes serious people want me to be serious, which is seriously funny to me.

Plus Id go to a unicorn basement show anyday. They're nice people when they aren't "putting on a show" There's something really fun about listening to not such great music that's being played enthusiastically deadpan sarcastically.
drink up and get way too into it.. Some of my best times ever have been listening to bad music with "hardcore kids."

So no to unicorn basement aye?
I can keep coming with it.. Kitten Forever.

a reply to: skalla

Was that meant to rubbish or something?

I thought we were posting crap songs? its a song about crap....

well here is a fantastic meeting between two music greats..yes, Jim Morrison improvising with Jimi Hendrix. its just magical!

a reply to: ZetaRediculian

ha, you were too subtle for me and i was totes caught up in enjoying most of what's been posted here

And Morrison's Lament is lamentable, he really sucks at the blues.

originally posted by: Rodinus

I might be nearly 50 but... shikes... flatops, Rockabilly/Psychobilly still rools.......

Kindest respects from an aging punkabilly....

Rod

OMG! you not yet 50, and all you can do is reminisce about weemen?
Right sonny, Go and join a band..you won't have time for all that bull. In the meantime just relax and listen to a bit of, 'soft pop' as the pundits like to say courtesy of Sad Cafe, and 'Every day hurts' with the late Paul Young. I just know the discipline needed to produce that song, that's hard graft and talent and a great sound..feck the lyrics!

a reply to: skalla

i actually genuinely think The Buttholes are an all time great band

the butthole surfers?

I actually saw them around 88. that was crazy.

a reply to: KnightLight
Unicorn basement,now that's rock bottom,lower than whale s#!t...bad,bad,very very bad.

One song i cannot stand is 99 red balloons by Nena.....man i hate that with a passion,it ruined my 80's Euphoria on the spot,dour depressing grimness!