Polygamic, Mass, Short Duration Marriage

a reply to: chiefsmom

You left out my dog Bean and Sue Ellen...

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
a reply to: chiefsmom

You left out my dog Bean and Sue Ellen...

My apologies dear wifey. I thought that I included the dogs.
Polygamy is hard.
I used to say I would never get married. The whole ''til death do us part" thing never set well with me.
That is the beauty of the short duration marriage. There is no divorce.
I picked up two more wives today and another dog and a bottle of wine.
I am currently drinking a bottle of wine that I am married to. What could be more romantic?
I still haven't got gay married. I didn't realize it would be so difficult. I'm not gay, but it would be fun to call a man my husband for a short period of time. Just to aggravate the uptights.
It is fun to have a harem of women I have never met.
Thanks for playing along. I promise to love you until the clock does us part.
I am going to marry my pillow after this current marriage expires.
Let's just enjoy this one while it lasts.

originally posted by: chiefsmom
Well, I'm going to have to end the honeymoon early. (no internet at home.)



Goodnight John Boy. LOL

Wow. Goodnight psychic woman.
That is my nickname.
Sweet dreams.
(kiss on the cheek as I tuck you in.)

a reply to: skunkape23


You've been a sweet hubby Skunkape. You don't hog the bed, don't eat crackers in bed, and I love the new shoes I put on your credit card.

Pass the wine Dear....

Des

a reply to: skunkape23

I'm sorry that you didn't get to be "gay" married. There is still an hour in my time zone for you to find a man. I'll cross my fingers for you.

As for me, you are/were my second husband. Mr. Ruex has been with me for nigh on 18 years now. As with anything else... When it's good, it's good and when it's bad, it's bad. It's a give and take for sure and I would recommend it to anyone that wanted to put effort into it.

It's fun to have a bit of fun on ATS every now and then. Something to break up the doom porn.

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
a reply to: skunkape23

I'm sorry that you didn't get to be "gay" married. There is still an hour in my time zone for you to find a man. I'll cross my fingers for you.

As for me, you are/were my second husband. Mr. Ruex has been with me for nigh on 18 years now. As with anything else... When it's good, it's good and when it's bad, it's bad. It's a give and take for sure and I would recommend it to anyone that wanted to put effort into it.

It's fun to have a bit of fun on ATS every now and then. Something to break up the doom porn.

There is still a little over an hour and a half in my time zone.
Ask your husband, who I am sure is a swell fellow, if he wants to join the pile.
Don't be stingy.
I will drink a Zima if he gay marries me.

As of this typing, there are only 15 minutes left before this glorious union expires.
I love you all...each and everyone, animals, fictitious characters, and inanimate objects included.
I enjoyed our relationship and will cherish it forever.
I hope we can all still be friends.

a reply to: skunkape23



I don't know Abe aint happy of being force into this now defunct relation, he just came saw what it was all about and leave

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe
LOL I said animals, who did you think I meant?


Fun thread guys, and sorry skunkape, no real drama for you! Hubby said he would have married you, just to have someone to fish with.
He said that many wives didn't sound like fun though. LOL