Polygamic, Mass, Short Duration Marriage

Am I the only one to notice. Roo and Skunkape are both missing...

What is going on here. Did they already take off on the honeymoon leaving the rest of us to clean up a mess.

I demand an answer. I made a commitment in good faith. I brought more than enough cookies. BTW, where is that huge platter of cookies.....did those scoundrels take them with them....

Des

a reply to: Destinyone
We'll find out at noon I guess, but boy, if they did, We are claiming the two biggest bedrooms, biggest bath, and she gets kitchen duty for a month!

Did GP and OB go with them? Is this a damn conspiracy against us "older" women?

Has nobody heard the truth in this song?
Older Women


LOL

a reply to: chiefsmom


Screw that...I say we change the locks while they are gone. That'll teach them to ask us to marry them, then leave us with nary a goodbye.

Des

a reply to: Destinyone

Yep. Done.


Maybe SA was doing an experiment to see how fast he could P off women? LOL
'Cause Weddin time is past Mister.

a reply to: chiefsmom

Maybe...just maybe.......his WIFE found this thread.....

Des

I'm here! I'm here!
Don't divorce me yet. I had some consumating to do.

Let us cut to the chase.
By the powers vested in me I do hereby pronounce this group of humanoids, cartoon character, hat , musical instruments, cookies, jello shots, Chucky doll, fishing pole, cat people, and dogs of various breeds to be hitched in holy, if not legal matrimony. At least until midnight Central Standard Time.
You may kiss the sky.
Now let us go honey moon as best we can until the cows come home.
Praise Bob!

a reply to: skunkape23

I'll be there shortly. Am in a meeting with my divorce attorney, working out the details of the property settlement I want...

Save some wedding cake for me!

Des

a reply to: skunkape23
I think it will have to be goats.
I don't think any of us have cows.

LOL

Where are you taking us for the honeymoon? Some place warm I hope.

originally posted by: chiefsmom
a reply to: skunkape23


Where are you taking us for the honeymoon? Some place warm I hope.

To a big wet ball of dirt and rocks in outer space that spins at 1,000 miles an hour as it hurls through the Milky Way galaxy at 67,000 miles per hour. Very romantic place.

a reply to: skunkape23
Sweet, that means, space.
Don't have to shave my legs for that!

originally posted by: chiefsmom
a reply to: skunkape23
Sweet, that means, space.
Don't have to shave my legs for that!

We're already married to a few dogs and cats. If a little hair bothers you then this relationship is doomed from the beginning.
I was wondering if I was gay married to anybody.
I was kind of hoping to get one of the self righteous types riled up.

a reply to: skunkape23
LOL No way, a little hair is no bother.
I think you are the only fella in this marriage.

Poor guy.

originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: chiefsmom
a reply to: skunkape23


Where are you taking us for the honeymoon? Some place warm I hope.

To a big wet ball of dirt and rocks in outer space that spins at 1,000 miles an hour as it hurls through the Milky Way galaxy at 67,000 miles per hour. Very romantic place.

Do we have a hot tub and sauna? Must have both. No scratching in the mud then sleeping in a cave for this Girl.

I'm going high maintenance this time around. Never done that before.

Des

originally posted by: chiefsmom
a reply to: skunkape23

I think you are the only fella in this marriage.

Poor guy.

I've got Grandpa Simpson and Chucky.
They should count.

a reply to: chiefsmom

One guy many wives in this marriage. Gives us more time to go sight seeing CM. Shopping in a new part of the galaxy should be interesting too. Wonder what kind of shoe shops they have.

These are about worn out. Need something new...



Des

I'm going to spend the day with the fishing pole, the dog, and the jello shots.
The thought of dealing with this many women is a little scary.
You can use my card and get some new shoes, Des, but I'll expect another batch of cookies when I get back from fishing.

a reply to: Destinyone
Yea! But I'm a boot girl, so you get the heels, I'll find some new, exotic material boots!

a reply to: skunkape23

Yes, but Grandpa is more for entertainment value.
Chucky is great for protection and the like, but I won't be sleeping in the same room!

a reply to: Destinyone

Lol... I had to rest up for the festivities tonight. I could not chance a less than stellar performance later.

Well, I'm going to have to end the honeymoon early. (no internet at home.)

So, Goodnight Dear Sister-wives!
Goodnight Husband(s) (just in case)
Goodnight Cartoon
Goodnight Chucky Doll
Goodnight Jello shots.
Goodnight Animals.
Goodnight Guitar

Goodnight John Boy. LOL