If you came face to face with the Devil ... what would you say?

Nah, Jesus is all about grace, mercy and forgiveness...at least thats what they all say. Sometimes its all just a bit confusing a reply to: AfterInfinity

I thought I divorced you! Shoo!

In the name of Jesus Christ I command you to leave

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" 'Sup, guy? "

I would say, "Get out of the White House Obama!"

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I would say thanks for the music.

And ask him if Health & Safety was one of his/her ideas.........

"Hey man" You want to burn one?

originally posted by: blupblup
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It was a joke....

*rolls eyes*

Oh, I know!! I was just putting it out there. Sorry

originally posted by: FlyersFan
I've run into demons before. It's not pretty.

ok let's get serious here, you ran into demons ? seriously ? am i the only one that spot the joke here ?

originally posted by: openyourmind1262
"Hey man" You want to burn one?

And I think he would say sure "fire it up" And after he took a long slow drag and held it for a while he would slowly exhale and say "Thanks dude I needed that"....and then he would start explaining his side of the story and why it was necessary. And when he got done you would say "Thanks dude I needed that" and he would say "no prob bro" I'll catch you on the flip side and then we'll rock some serious # after all this is over.

Harry

"Chase me."
2nd

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Id tell him:

"I didn't really believe in you,But if you are standing right in front of me, guess i should change my mind"

I'd tell him that he is so screwed. He can't possibly win his war. But being the devil he probably wouldn't care what I said or that he's doomed to not win. He's just enjoying the fight.