If you came face to face with the Devil ... what would you say?

a reply to: AfterInfinity

That would make God the Devil, and the Devil as God. ; )

a reply to: FlyersFan

I'd say that God created you, and that Jesus Christ overcame you. Therefore, you have no power over me unless God wills it. And, if He does, and I am to perish, I will still be more powerful that you'll ever be. In fact, I know that one day, you will be put to rest permanently.

I would ask him to describe who he is in his own words to me. I would be very interested to hear who he thinks he is and just what purpose he has on earth.

I'd congratulate him on finally coming to his senses and leaving me the hell alone in my dreams.

I'd also ask him what on earth we were both doing in Philadelphia.



(I had him appear to me a few times in dreams offering me things like ; knowledge of the whole universe, immortality, magical stones, and too many to mention. Every time he visited in my dream he always offered me something else.Sometimes disguised as a human, sometimes in his true form. And every single time I rejected his offer his eyes would turn red, he'd let out some otherworldly roar-scream and disappear, and I'd wake up. Been having devil-free dreams the last 14 or so years now. )

a reply to: AfterInfinity

He does not. I am flawed, and angry, and imperfect. I try though, I really do. But the Devil... That individual really presses my buttons.

Leans in to the King of Darkness* "SELFIE!"

*Posts on Instagram and Twitter with the header

"Does this Satan make me look fat?"

As far as I know he gave man knowledge, and opposed a jealous genocidal tyrant.

I guess I'd say "Thanks for trying"

a reply to: FlyersFan I guess I would ask about Job 1:6 , Does Satan still have access to Heaven?

Dude, you are so screwed.

Feeding the Devil yet another straight line:
"Hey, fellah, just who in Hell do you think you are?"

originally posted by: XCrissCrossX
You wanna hit this??

I second this notion. Toke's up.

So many naive souls.
You joke now, but would you if....

Most politicians that saw the devil would have to tell themselves to stop looking in the mirror.

I guess it would be like talking to an illusion/hallucination...not sure how one does that.

If he was real, I guess I would have to ask him who his parents were.

Thanks for proving the existence of God to me ;-)

Too easy. "Pleased to meet you, Hope you guess my name".

Don't believe in the Devil but If I did meet him I would buy him a pint for the free will and such

I would look at him and say THIS PLACE AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US

Now go for your guns

a reply to: FlyersFan

" Hey don't look so depressed, they did all your work for you."

a reply to: FlyersFan
"Wanna *activity redacted because substance is only legal in Colorado and Washington State* and listen to some Pink Floyd and Zeppelin?"

"Teach me"