Ask WakeUpBeer

originally posted by: maybee

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

Why do they call them apartments when they are stuck together? Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? Why does Hawaii have interstate highways when they are an island?

Not sure about the first few questions but the interstate I-1 in Hawaii was originally built for military use in the event of an emergency.

G,day Mabee how you going sport wondered if you were sussing things out
oorroo pronto

originally posted by: WakeUpBeer
a reply to: pronto



Idk that one.



a reply to: JohnnyAnonymous



Or that one.

G,day mate. well i'll be buggered, well done
hawkeye would be proud of you

Why is it that a bird can fly, but a fly can't bird?

And when am i going to finally get my s--- together and cut my toenails?

a reply to: WakeUpBeer

If a spaceship lands in your back yard, how many pancakes can you fit in your doghouse?

What is the air-speed velocity of a unladen swallow?

Who would win in a fight, cavemen or astronauts?

Does Briony achieve atonement?

Where's Waldo?

Who is John Galt?

Who are the members of the Residents?

Why don't my amps go to 11?

Just a few of the burning questions I've had over the years.

originally posted by: brianporter
Theoretically speaking how long is a piece of string ?

Three inches.

a reply to: pronto

Yeah good thing I'm not a surgeon.

a reply to: skalla

Zero. We don't have a doghouse.

African or European?

Cavemen I think. Astronauts would be slown down by all their gear. Unless the fight takes place on the moon. In that case the astronauts would win.

Idk, I haven't read Atonement.

I like to think we all have a little Waldo within us.

Who is John Galt? We are!

The Residents are an American art collective who have ostensibly attempted to operate under anonymity, preferring instead to have attention focused on their art output. Much outside speculation and rumor has focused on this aspect of the group. In public, the group appears silent and costumed, often wearing eyeball helmets, top hats and tuxedos — a long-lasting costume now recognized as its signature iconography.

No idea why they cut off at 10.

a reply to: WakeUpBeer

You took that WAY too seriously. I was expecting rotten tomatoes to hurled in my general direction. Anyway, you should check out Atonement, great flick. The scene at Dunkirk is stunning. Or read the book, whichever you prefer.

a reply to: skalla

Who says flies cant bird.

Idk.

a reply to: TheSpanishArcher

Well I said I would answer any and all. I wouldn't say I took anything too seriously.

Anyway, I'll check out Atonement.