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a reply to: WakeUpBeer

Why do ships have circular shaped windows?

a reply to: pronto

Japan came in second in my book.

I cannot weigh in on Australian brews unfortunately. I've only ever tried Fosters and it wasn't my thing. Send me some beers and I'll gladly give them a try.



I know I titled myself the Hop Czar, but clearly I'm a pretender!

You got me with the ADF. I know very little about Australia.

The animal from Australia with the spur is the Platypus.
The female red kangaroo has four nipples inside her pouch.

a reply to: brianporter

Theoretically endless.

should i walk down the stairs now?
or wait 5 minutes?

a reply to: projectvxn

None. Woodchucks don't have any reason to chuck wood.

a reply to: Rainbowresidue

A rounded shape is more structurally sound than a square.

That's my guess.

Edit: Portholes are round because ship stress is evenly distributed around the holes, making cracks less likely to occur.

a reply to: Rikku

You should go out your window and slide down the gutter pipe.
Avoiding the stairs altogether. Be careful not to fall.

a reply to: WakeUpBeer
good advice
i'm gonna tell all my friends about you.

originally posted by: WakeUpBeer
a reply to: pronto



Japan came in second in my book.



I cannot weigh in on Australian brews unfortunately. I've only ever tried Fosters and it wasn't my thing. Send me some beers and I'll gladly give them a try.







I know I titled myself the Hop Czar, but clearly I'm a pretender!



You got me with the ADF. I know very little about Australia.



The animal from Australia with the spur is the Platypus.

The female red kangaroo has four nipples inside her pouch.

G,day mate.
OK i'm smiling well done bloke
but if you want me to shout you will have to show here in brown snake country
mate i got tiger snakes and death adders round here as well. figured i should just let you know the lay of the land so to speak.
re the Almost Defenceless Force. Dont tell Bally but its those bloody ratbags the pussers. er ask Bally he'll tell you. lol
here this should hold you over its a long flight

originally posted by: WakeUpBeer
a reply to: projectvxn

None. Woodchucks don't have any reason to chuck wood.

After a little research I found the answer to be 27.

I don't appreciate being deceived.

If you were a woman which kind of woman would you be? For example, how would you dress, which kind of vocation, married, unmarried etc.

(It's an exercise in thinking how it might feel being another gender, you maybe guessed that already!)

a reply to: theabsolutetruth

I have no idea other than I'd be a fierce protector of my family. Probably to the point of being overbearing. As a woman, I'd probably want kids.

a reply to: WakeUpBeer

Good answer, commendable.

It is a good indicator of character. One of my exes said he would ''wear short skirts and low tops'', needless to say he was shallow and vain, another said he would ''be a faithful wife and obedient to her husband'', he was an arrogant misogynist.

It is good to think how we might be under other circumstances.

a reply to: WakeUpBeer

G,day mate.
sorry i never gave you an answer on beer. prob. the best beer in AUSSIE is Coopers. a family company that exports to the world.
Although the normal answer on what is the best beer = the one i am drinking NOW. lol
ok 2 tongue in cheek questions for you
why are aussie armoured corps personnel called Koala's
why are aussie navy personnel called wombats

a reply to: theabsolutetruth

I thought about it for awhile and figured I'd still be the same person more or less, just with more emotion and maternal instincts lol.

a reply to: pronto

A Koala is somebody generally considered a protected species and useless in the greater scheme of things. Wombats are a waste of military budget and time.

Edit: I'll check my local store for Cooper's, thanks for the tip!

originally posted by: WakeUpBeer
a reply to: pronto

A Koala is somebody generally considered a protected species and useless in the greater scheme of things. Wombats are a waste of military budget and time.

Edit: I'll check my local store for Cooper's, thanks for the tip!

G,day mate. ok well done but
in approx 1923 koala shooting was banned.
for a large part of last century the Commonwealth Government of Australia would not allow the export of koala's
in WW2. Aussie had an armoured div. it never went O.S. some of its component Sqn's did then it was disbanded and we only had tank bats. some but not all went O.S.
the div. was reformed after the war with british centurion tanks and some went to funnyland er Sth Vietnam
so we used to say
like koala's not to be exported or shot at
ok i like your play on wombat Bally might ark up at you though lol
ok here goes
eatsrootsshootsandleaves
if you're having a prob with the translation give me a u2u bloke

How is the Heart able to push all that blood (literally miles of veins) when there's really not a lot pressure behind the actual pumping act. If you ever tried to squeeze any liquid through a small tube smaller than an needle, you'll understand the question...

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Why do they call them apartments when they are stuck together? Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? Why does Hawaii have interstate highways when they are an island?

Not sure about the first few questions but the interstate I-1 in Hawaii was originally built for military use in the event of an emergency.

a reply to: pronto

Idk that one.

a reply to: JohnnyAnonymous

Or that one.