posted on Mar, 3 2021 @ 04:25 PM
originally posted by: KSigMason
LOL...if you think ND is the drone capitol then you guys don't look to where the national guards do their training or where the training/testing
grounds for some of the tactical UAVs.
Ummm. Well. I am in the state of North Dakota. I have been here since April of 2009. Like my mom said, I have been here for over ten years that is
enough. I have a gameplan for getting out of North Dakota. Although I am not that enthusiastic about going to live in Texas. I hated Texas. It's like
man, I have to look down when I think about Texas. All of the harsh times from that place. No laws in Texas. North Dakota — what does Texas have
that is better. It's like why am I doomed. Why am I doomed to live in two states that are known for oil. Like if I didn't have that safety blanket,
the ignorant rednecks and people who have to live on that then I couldn't even live. Well I guess unlike all of the invasion of the body snatchers
people who live in Texas and North Dakota I am at least cognizant of that. That safety blanket. That I hate it my dark freezer of heart. Texas is
Kermit the frog land of the south. North Dakota is Kermit the frog land of the North.
Funny I wrote a letter to Foy a long time ago and I said that from time to time I miss not hearing a Texas accent. Now I'm thinking I don't really
miss not hearing a Texas or Southern accent. When I am by myself and being allowed to do anything. Download videos or what not I don't miss not
hearing a Texas accent. I guess if I really want to hear a Texas accent I could find some video of a guy and download it.
When I am by myself I can create whatever accent in my head. Texas did not impress me. Coach Head. A Texas accent? A Freemason Texan. One thing I
really won't miss about Texas is not seeing lizards.
Well Mr. Calzone. Or Mr. Outside. If you decided to come to North Dakota don't do it because of the weather. And be prepared to get your Anti-itch
medicated wipe. And also be ready to drink a lot of beer called Naturdays. Beer that taste's like some kind of herbicide or pesticide. You will most
likely be relegated to living a small town like Harvey or something where the only beer that you can buy will be some six pack of a lime or strawberry
flavored take on Budweiser. And if you want something better then you will have to drive like about a hundred miles away.
Do the old drive a hundred miles away and stock up routine. The people who live in North Dakota are worse than the worst kinds of sports fanatics that
you could ever meet.
Weird and bizarre things constantly plague your mind here. Which make the weather and the snow and the harsh winter's like child's play. Like why is
oil production down in the state that really boasts on being an oil state but at the same time they are one of the top makers of solar panels and wind
propellors.
I mean that makes a lot of sense right. Solar panels. You would think if anything that the southern states would be the ones grabbing the market on
that. Because there is more sun. "Newer solar panels." What a fraud. It's like Oh good North Dakota is making Solar Panels! Not. You mean like poop
packages? Repoire building, says Scott Z burns. More like lack of repoire. North Dakota is a good place to be chained up and they call it stress
positions.
Just believe in Unicorns Mr. Outside. And you will make it. If you move to North Dakota you will get a mindset that the earth and its people were
intentionally designed to piss you off.
But hey good luck with your restaurant! (I am sure it will be a boom. And if it isn't then North Dakota will cover up the fact that is is no longer
booming.) More water soaked in blood. Why do I put North Dakota in a thread about Beto Orourke? Because this is the state where I first had to hear
about him.