The "What On Earth Were They Thinking" thread

From the Gaming Dept.

These Games really Blow...

From the Norway Brewerys truth in beer advertising



What you'll get if you drink enough...

In the spirit of “What on Earth were they thinking”...

I thought it’d be a nice idea to look at the world of haircuts..

...

Remember

The

Seventies?

“The Disco Fan?”



Different huh?

...

It

Only

Got

Worse.

“The

Klingon

Fan”



...

“The

I Love

Staches

Fan”



...

“The

Sherlock

Holmes

Fan”



...

“The

Krusty

The

Clown

Fan”



...

“The

I’m sorry

I was

Drinking

That

Day

Fan”



...

“The Mr Barber,

Cut my hair

But

DO NOT

Touch

My

Ear

Hair

Fan”


-Okay




...

More of those wonderful and different styles HERE ...

The father who wrote this book, must have reached his wit's end, or not.
I recommend this bedtime story to all parents.



Here is the free pdf version:
www.a-littlebird.com...

Or you can have it read to you by none other than Samuel L. Jackson.
www.youtube.com...

I won't post the youtube video because the title has the swear word in it.

a reply to: Rainbowresidue

Thank you for that, you just made my day. I now have a PDF and I can se up SLJ to read it as I get a chance to at leasst go tho hte baathroom.

heard over the store's speaker system "Clean Up in Aisle Five"...

From the Recycled Dept.



That's right.. because nothing tastes better than relighting up an old cigarette.
It's good for you and the environment.

From the Jewelry Dept



We think it stinks that we cant quite figure these out, were they suppose to be "glass pearls"?

From the Hygine of Horror Dept.



This will scare anything clean...

From the Truth in Advertising Dept.



It doesn't get more truthful than this...

From the Snack Dept.



Now with that great Sesame flavor...!

from the Frozen Quick Fried Food Dept.



MMMmmm, I wonder if it tastes as good as it sounds?

From the Safety Dept.



Ouch!!!

From the badly translated Bathroom Products area



Do I need to spell it out for you my dear...?

From Aisle Three, the Meat Dept.



MMMmmm, Little Johnny has never tasted so good!

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???

From the Hair Styling Dept.



Because nothing manages your hair better than simian mucous...

Badly Translated Restaurant Items



If you eat this, it's probably not the only thing that will explode...

From the department of "Bad Advertising Ideas":

At The CheckOut Stand



Would you like change back or tentacles?