Shortest horror story ever! Seriously!

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Even if his schwarzen got caught up in the edger it would matter because he has another one under his arm pit

Originally posted by kid_cudi
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No you see.. Bill ran over the gold fish and it's teeth exploded so bill reversed and ran over it again to put out of it's misery.

Do goldfish have teeth? Really? Do frogs? Are there frogs anywhere?
Vicky

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Idk but I know that before bill ran over the goldfish he did put a frog in the microwave in the break room until it blew up in the microwave.

Such a tragedy

Originally posted by abecedarian

Originally posted by Vicky32
I just want to say this is hilarious minimalist story telling!

A work of genius...
Vicky

It's horror, not humor.

Oh yes, but the best horror stories have elements of humour - it makes them more disturbing!
Vicky

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The humor was implied many times throughout the whole story but you have to have a dark sense of humor to understand them.

Like when the man screwed up and a tooth blew up in his eye.
Or when the girl got flushed down the toilet into cookies and dirt haha that was great.

Originally posted by kid_cudi
reply to post by Vicky32

 

Idk but I know that before bill ran over the goldfish he did put a frog in the microwave in the break room until it blew up in the microwave.

Such a tragedy

It is a tragedy! What kind of beast would do a thing like that to an innocent frog? Did he not consider the danger of batrachian revenge?

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Well the frog was the one that peed on everything in the factory! And why did bill run over the goldfish afterwards?

Originally posted by kid_cudi
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Well the frog was the one that peed on everything in the factory! And why did bill run over the goldfish afterwards?

Tarantino didn't show it but Bill ran over the goldfish, albeit it was more of a stumbling motion, after Black Mamba did the "Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique" on Bill. See, the camera was focused high but didn't show the Koi / goldfish in the pond in his back yard.

The frog, simply, had too much lager.

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That explains alot but what about the nephilims laser shooting teeth? He could have been in the factory all along? Oh oh oh. He was hiding in the bathroom stall no one used and the. Finally had enough of the smell and blew the factory and everybodies teeth up

Shortest or Worst horror story of all time, you decide ATS p.s you should contact M. Night Shamalangadingdong its the sort of stuff he would bite your hand off for

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Who cares if it's the worst.. Or the best.. I didn't make it for you... Besides we all had fun making the story and I'm pretty sure you didn't read any of it.

Make it in 3D and people will watch it repeatedly

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How about We make it 3d and people will watch it repeatedly

Dammit I haven't got time to read the whole thread, wish I'd seen it earlier! Saved so I can come back, this is awesome!

Right I'm off, back later.


Unless there's a fire and my teeth explode into my head and I die.

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The elegance and writing style you have displayed in this story is astounding!

I do have just one criticism, you forgot to put, "The End" at the end.

Reminds me of this not so well known piece of excellence, its a short story about a girl...

"Mary Rose sat on a pin, Mary Rose"

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Because the hippo is whats going to save you in the end my friend!

Whew ! Okay , cool . There for a minute I thought abecedarian had spotted the hippo driving around my neighborhood .

Can't be having pics or video going viral on the web , ya know ... done got all my friends convinced that I aint gonna bump no more with no big fat hippos .

And hey , it was on a saturday night , it was last-call , I was way past drunk and I needed a ride home . And the hippos all get prettier at closin' time .

What about the babies and infants, I'm sure they were not working?

Ah---who cares.

There once was a bunny in the woods. It was an angry bunny that lashed out at people that passed by. People should stay away from that bunny.

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Nice edit Beware the evil bunnies. They will gouge out your eyes and steal your carrots.

I think this thread is funny in a beautifully twisted way, I've had many story making sessions with friends like this. Even my 4yr old has a warped imagination. Telling me she got ripped apart and eaten by a naughty wolf and her blood was everywhere but she's ok now because she beat it up and it said sorry and now they're friends.
Scared some of the old folk in the docs waiting room that did...

Anyway, as you were! I need more reading

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You're right.

Buzzkill no more.